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THE POLE DANCING ON YOUR NUTS CLUB 8 all welcome

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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:35 PM CST
asha28 wrote:
Hi Coleen

I'm very nervous but as chriss has promoted me to the Nuts Club I decided to have a go nice to meet you


aww dont be nervouse sweetie,

all good friends here
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coleen
cardiff, Wales UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:35 PM CST
asha28 wrote:
Hi Coleen

I'm very nervous but as chriss has promoted me to the Nuts Club I decided to have a go nice to meet you


if he invites you into the stock room tell him no its full of chains conversing laugh
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asha28
London, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:35 PM CST
xxLilyxx wrote:
Jeeez, with that image, I'm gonna have pigging nightmares tonight


and I won't sleep at all!!!wow!
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asha28
London, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:37 PM CST
coleen wrote:
if he invites you into the stock room tell him no its full of chains


thanks coleen, I've heard all about the stock room!! so no chance chriss!sticking out tongue
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:37 PM CST
its ok cus asha is new to im thinkin she can dress as a cherry, in fact we can all dress up

AND WE WILL HAVE A FRUIT COCKTAILdevil grin grin grin rolling on the floor laughing
Seabiscuit wrote:
Like an initiation type of thing, pick on the newbie.. I'm cool with it
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asha28
London, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:38 PM CST
chriss wrote:
its ok cus asha is new to im thinkin she can dress as a cherry, in fact we can all dress up

AND WE WILL HAVE A FRUIT COCKTAIL



you like mix'n'match,don't ya?
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:39 PM CST
chriss wrote:
its ok cus asha is new to im thinkin she can dress as a cherry, in fact we can all dress up

AND WE WILL HAVE A FRUIT COCKTAIL


And if it all kicks off it'll become a fruit punch..













I'll get my coat.
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:39 PM CST
SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHscold rolling on the floor laughing
coleen wrote:
if he invites you into the stock room tell him no its full of chains
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asha28
London, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:40 PM CST
chriss wrote:
its ok cus asha is new to im thinkin she can dress as a cherry, in fact we can all dress up

AND WE WILL HAVE A FRUIT COCKTAIL



so what are you gonna wear???

oh, I just reealised you don't need a costume sticking out tongue sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:40 PM CST
asha28 wrote:
you like mix'n'match,don't ya?


yep im not fussygrin
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:40 PM CST
asha28 wrote:
thanks coleen, I've heard all about the stock room!! so no chance chriss!


So long as you know all about Chris, you'll be quite safe with the rest of us laugh
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asha28
London, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:41 PM CST
chriss wrote:
yep im not fussy


just need to be careful darling sticking out tongue
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:41 PM CST
asha28 wrote:
so what are you gonna wear???

oh, I just reealised you don't need a costume



sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue

i do becouse u borrowed it off me when we was playing that i dont know you game when u had me tied to that bed postblues oops did i say thatout louderolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue hug
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:42 PM CST
chriss wrote:
its ok cus asha is new to im thinkin she can dress as a cherry, in fact we can all dress up

AND WE WILL HAVE A FRUIT COCKTAIL


Bagsy being a screaming orgasm grin
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asha28
London, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:43 PM CST
xxLilyxx wrote:
So long as you know all about Chris, you'll be quite safe with the rest of us


well, been reading the UK Forums for a while so hopefully i'm pretty much prepared! I guessconfused
but knowing chriss... well, let's hope I'll survive grin
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:43 PM CST
xxLilyxx wrote:
Bagsy being a screaming orgasm
grin grin grin no comentrolling on the floor laughing
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:43 PM CST
xxLilyxx wrote:
Bagsy being a screaming orgasm


Sounds like a nice fruit does that one..
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asha28
London, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:45 PM CST
chriss wrote:
i do becouse u borrowed it off me when we was playing that i dont know you game when u had me tied to that bed post oops did i say thatout loude


that's typical!! would you just shut up?!?! no need for others to know... sssshhhhssssshhhhhD'oh! mumbling
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chriss
st.helens, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:45 PM CST
asha28 wrote:
well, been reading the UK Forums for a while so hopefully i'm pretty much prepared! I guess
but knowing chriss... well, let's hope I'll survive


now come now, people know im a goodboy,

ohh asha theres somthin i wanna show you, its in my stockroomgrin devil grin
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Mar 24, 2008, 4:45 PM CST
chriss wrote:
no coment


Well that'll be a first laugh
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