Forums Nav

Forums



UK Forums  UK Dating Forums Home » Jokes & Humor » grouchy
Thread:

grouchy

Category:
Jokes & Humor
  • post a new thread
  • post a new poll
  • post a new thread

grouchy

England dating
chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 10:12 AM CST




[b]A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question,
'How did I get here?'
Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'
'Did God send you, too?' asked the child
'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied.
'What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted.
'He sent them also,' the mother said.
'Did he send their parents, too?' asked the child.
'Yes, Dear, He did,' said the mother patiently.
'So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years?
No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here.[/b]
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



rescuemepleez
clydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 2:13 PM CST
Wicked Chriss now i know why im grouchy...laugh
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



xxLilyxx
Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 4:49 PM CST
Sounds like my house Chris laugh
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



porsha69
Birmingham UK
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 5:38 PM CST
frustrated mumbling GROUCHY!! Who's GROUCHY???? mumbling mumbling lmao
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



porsha69
Birmingham UK
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 5:38 PM CST
frustrated mumbling GROUCHY!! Who's GROUCHY???? mumbling mumbling lmao
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



porsha69
Birmingham UK
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 5:39 PM CST
porsha69 wrote:
GROUCHY!! Who's GROUCHY???? lmao


echo echo echo!!! LMAO
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



kupkakes
liverpool UK
Posted: Apr 15, 2008, 8:00 AM CST
porsha69 wrote:
echo echo echo!!! LMAO
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing lips
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Indiana personals
casie1600
Somewhere, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 15, 2008, 10:24 PM CST
Hey, good one Chriss, where in the world did you come up with such a funny??!! LOL!!

rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing

Hope all is well for you!!

hug cheers hug
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



xxLilyxx
Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 8:45 AM CST
This one made me laugh. I'll tag it on your thread Chris, I ya don't mind grin

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to do something to amaze their men.... that night all three will wear a sexy leather bodice, stilettos and mask over their eyes as a treat for their partners.

After a few days they meet again to talk about what happened...

The engaged woman said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, you are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress said: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married woman then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night; I got myself ready, leather bodice, and super stilettos and mask over my eyes.....

My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote control and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
England singles
sexyguy39
Aldershot, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: May 26, 2008, 7:09 AM CST
good points chris lol
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
  • post a new thread
  • post a new poll
  • post a new thread

Report this thread if it breaks rules, is offensive, or contains fighting. Staff does not know about forum abuse (and cannot do anything about it), unless you tell us about it. If this thread is offensive, please click here to report it »

If site dates and times do not show correctly, you can fix this by editing your timezone
Click here to edit your timezone »