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whilst under the evil clutches of alcohol?

Got totally wrecked at a party and when I woke next day everyone was lookin at me and
p*ss*ng themselves. Turns out they had shaved my head and eyebrows and re-drawn them
back with make up and eye liner. Oh and just to complete my embarassment, someone had
slipped a mars bar in my undies which had by then melted to resemble sh*t.

Never ever will forget that party.

on the way to the taxi rank from the pub I was bursting and had to nip down an alley, put my bag down and soon after caught up with my mates - got home, fumbling for keys............ no bag!!

I had vivid images of it in that alley way as I was breaking the door in - thankfully, it wasnt all morticed (if thats what you call it) or I would never have got in.

Walking around a car breakers about 27 years ago . a crane was tracking forward and the cable with the hook on was swinging around as i turned the corner it hit me and took me about 20 feet in the air smashing my skull putting me in hospital for a while

I think the worst thing that ever happened, was the last time I got really drunk.

Last year we had a party at home. The party had finished and everyone had gone home. I don't know what time it was but, some thug had set light to my wheelie bin, which was up against our garage. The wheelie bin then set light to the garage, which is attached to the house. Apparently, neighbours where banging on the front door to wake us up, they also called the fire brigade who came and put out the blaze. I was that far gone, I was completely oblivious to what was going on outside. The next day, nobody could believe I remained passed out through the whole commotion

It's one of the reason I don't drink very often. I'm not only a risk to myself, but I'm also a risk to others too

you forgot to tell about the gun lilz

Yeah, well, I thought it best not to mention that

Other than being glassed in the back of the head nothing to bad..

Im afraid ive only been violently sick once and learned from that..i can take a good bevy but have my cut of point..i havent got into any mischief.............YET..

while under the influence of alcohol


has to be walking down a cobbled back in heels, my heel stuck and did

a head dive and knocked myself out, fortunately had friends with me

who got me home, next morning woke up with a huge bump on the

head but over the following 2 weeks had a lovely black eye looked like

I had done 10 rounds in the ring



note to self do not walk down cobble backs in heels whilst drunk

Dizzydi, you have just brought me out of my hangover! pissing myself laughing!

got lost and cut to pieces to make it worse i can rembering seeing the barn witch was about 400 yards from home.