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what would you like to do with the person above

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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 3:34 AM CST
dunno grin
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weatherd
Truro Cornwall, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 5:09 AM CST
go for a bear cheers
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zedbra68
Littlehampton, West Sussex, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 6:55 AM CST
Ask if he has a Sister - Over a Diet Coke and bag of BBQ flavour crisps. laugh
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weatherd
Truro Cornwall, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 7:47 AM CST
zedbra68 wrote:
Ask if he has a Sister - Over a Diet Coke and bag of BBQ flavour crisps.

Did have but she died 3 years ago , but if your ever down this way we`ll go out for pint or 2cheers
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 8:24 AM CST
weatherd wrote:
Did have but she died 3 years ago , but if your ever down this way we`ll go out for pint or 2


Erm, gag him at times dunno comfort laugh
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 8:49 AM CST
xxLilyxx wrote:
Erm, gag him at times


shave her leg with that epaltor she used to shave mine withgrin
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 8:56 AM CST
chriss wrote:
shave her leg with that epaltor she used to shave mine with


I would mother him mumbling rolling on the floor laughing
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 8:58 AM CST
could i breast feed?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue sticking out tongue
xxLilyxx wrote:
I would mother him
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 9:00 AM CST
chriss wrote:
could i breast feed?


laugh Trust you laugh
I draw the line at wiping ya ass uh oh! grin
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 9:01 AM CST
ok but ivebeen a very,very naughty buy so u might want tosmack itgrin
xxLilyxx wrote:
Trust you
I draw the line at wiping ya ass
devil grin laugh
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 9:02 AM CST
boy i mentlaugh laugh
chriss wrote:
ok but ivebeen a very,very naughty buy so u might want tosmack it
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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 9:04 AM CST
chriss wrote:
boy i ment


Put him over my knee n give his ass a good spanking devil sticking out tongue laugh
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coleen
cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 12:08 PM CST
xxLilyxx wrote:
Put him over my knee n give his ass a good spanking


do party food with her dancing grin
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 12:11 PM CST
spill beer on herrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
coleen wrote:
do party food with her
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coleen
cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 12:15 PM CST
chriss wrote:
spill beer on her


slap him for being a woosie when he gets his legs done rolling eyes rolling eyes
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 12:20 PM CST
spill even moor beer on her then suck on her topgrin like a sherbert dipdevil laugh sticking out tongue
coleen wrote:
slap him for being a woosie when he gets his legs done
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knowswhentofold
Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 3:32 PM CST
chriss wrote:
spill even moor beer on her then suck on her top like a sherbert dip


Teach him how to play poker....scold the CARD game!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue

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zedbra68
Littlehampton, West Sussex, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 3:39 PM CST
weatherd wrote:
Did have but she died 3 years ago , but if your ever down this way we`ll go out for pint or 2


Oh no I'm so sorry mate, obviously I wouldn't have written that if I'd known. D'oh!
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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 4:09 PM CST
hmmm welgrin i cant realy say becouse its b4 the watershed timelaugh devil devil grin sticking out tongue sticking out tongue
knowswhentofold wrote:
Teach him how to play poker.... the CARD game!!!
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knowswhentofold
Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 4:13 PM CST
chriss wrote:
hmmm wel i cant realy say becouse its b4 the watershed time


well now that I've learned what watershed time is! laugh rolling eyes blushing

I'd be here all day listing....wink I'd have two weeks worth of stuff to do with ya! hug yay kiss
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