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Ta very much, just showing all how I roll on a night out lol... Bad things happened the night that was taken

Oh really?? Tell me more. Come on, you can tell Aunty Jojo!

Oh S..t - Wot a bluddy shame -
n 'ere wos I trained fro me potty to treat all ladiz like they WOZ ladiz

Anyway - Dig this - Me still tink yo is a grate lookin bird innit

Y no hoo

I think it stems from the old kids programme 'Magic Roundabout'!!!

As for 'lilo lil' aka xxlilyxx she is a prized cow (in best posibel way was that meant, lily, if you read this!!) Only one cow round here with BSM ...... moi!!!! lol

Ahh thanks for the complpiment, I think lol

But no use pretending to be someone whom I'm not is it???

Ahh what the hell

Me and a mate had an all day session before meeting up with everyone from work, when I say all day I mean we started at around 1pm and met everyone else at 9pm.. So by the time we met everyone else we were hanging out, anyway, carried on until closing at about 3am..

I somehow managed to cop off with some girl, took her back to the shared house I was in at the time and as soon as we got on the bed I fell asleep!!

Woke up at about 6am needing to be sick, went to open the door but I couldn't open it, so looked around for something I could use instead of the toilet, what do I see on the floor? A bag with a load of new clothes I'd bought the day before.. Never worn, straight in the bin! Gutted!!

And to make matters worse when I was sick I burst the blood vessels in my face so was left walking round for about 3 days with a purple face!!

It IS bug and it IS clever

OK OK Y got me Lady P - so me off to by byes now - to keep me strenf hup for all dat runnin 'bout 2 morri I gots 2 do in the Dennis chariot innit.

g'Night all
Mike

hello i'm here late night as per usual!!

hang on was she there when you woke up at 6

Oh wow what a date you would make! Thank feck I am too old for ya!!!!!!!!! LMAO

Only joking, sounds bit like when I go to my sisters to be honest. Just don't aske her about the restuarant window!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a clue! I know she wasn't when I woke early afternoon

I'm a true gentleman when I'm on a date (not very often).. However, when I'm out with the lads...

Hi Baileys.. I know for fact I sure wouldn't of been!!! LMAO

Night Mike, sleep well.

yeah i would of gone bad to the pub and found his friends!! falling asleep when you were gonna get sex silly man!!

yah porscha you have you sopisticated pic back on!! and p.s. check out all my new photos

Ain't that the truth!!! LMAO

I know I know, was the beers fault...

I see Mike is back...why am i not surprised.

he missed all the crazies in the forums!!

Dont we just.