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Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: I was a kid of the 80's and born in Liverpool.. Of course I had a shell suit



You still do i bet laugh tongue
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: You still do i bet


Absolutely!!

Wear me shell suit bottoms with a Burberry shirt, football socks (trousers tucked in to them) Brown Rockports and a cap tilted up with my fringe gelled down...

I tell you what, the Fonz has nothing on me laugh



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: Absolutely!!

Wear me shell suit bottoms with a Burberry shirt, football socks (trousers tucked in to them) Brown Rockports and a cap tilted up with my fringe gelled down...

I tell you what, the Fonz has nothing on me



Thats cos the fonz wasn't a Chav laugh tongue
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: Thats cos the fonz wasn't a Chav


He was a Chav of his era.. tongue

Best clear this up quite quickly.. I'm not a chav, I don't wear Burberry, I don't drink Stella whilst wondering the streets and I have never happy slapped anyone laugh



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: He was a Chav of his era..

Best clear this up quite quickly.. I'm not a chav, I don't wear Burberry, I don't drink Stella whilst wondering the streets and I have never happy slapped anyone



laugh glad to hear it wink
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: glad to hear it


Yeah well, don't people getting the wrong impression... If they believed what they read on here I would be a cross dressing stella swigging happy slapping mong laugh



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: Yeah well, don't people getting the wrong impression... If they believed what they read on here I would be a cross dressing stella swigging happy slapping mong



I better stop believeing some of the things said about you then tongue wink
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: I better stop believeing some of the things said about you then


All the things about me being a god like man are true though.. banana



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: All the things about me being a god like man are true though..




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Oh you do say the funniest things SB tongue
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: Oh you do say the funniest things SB


Hey that's not me.. That's what the people say laugh



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: Hey that's not me.. That's what the people say



Was it posted in the Jokes and Humour section rolling on the floor laughing tongue
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: Was it posted in the Jokes and Humour section


Only because they were so in awe of me they were confused as to what board it should go on... tongue



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: Only because they were so in awe of me they were confused as to what board it should go on...


Yeah yeah Whatever SB laugh

you keep on dreaming tongue
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: Yeah yeah Whatever SB

you keep on dreaming


It's true.. The Mods had to delete it because the replies were getting too raunchy, I nearly got banned as I was 'hogging' all the action..



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: It's true.. The Mods had to delete it because the replies were getting too raunchy, I nearly got banned as I was 'hogging' all the action..


Oh SB we can't have you hogging the Limelight and getting all the attention can we....save some space for me lol tongue rolling on the floor laughing wink laugh
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: Oh SB we can't have you hogging the Limelight and getting all the attention can we....save some space for me lol


I'm sure we could squeeze you in.. Let me just get rid of some of these nice people who have let me pay for them to get here.. laugh



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: I'm sure we could squeeze you in.. Let me just get rid of some of these nice people who have let me pay for them to get here..


Awwwww Its ok SB you can let them stay, im only ickle so i can sqeeze in past your head and ego tongue rolling on the floor laughing laugh wink
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: Awwwww Its ok SB you can let them stay, im only ickle so i can sqeeze in past your head and ego


Not a chance, all this ego building your doing they'll be far too big banana



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: Not a chance, all this ego building your doing they'll be far too big


now don't you go blaming me scold laugh
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: now don't you go blaming me


The finger of blame isn't pointed at you... Just slightly bent in your direction laugh




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