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knowswhentofold Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Seabiscuit: Educated in the ways of the Northern folk.. Not sure that's such a good thing to be honest


so I've heard! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: It's called personal hygiene, Max. You should try it sometime. What's that supposed to mean?
In a nutshell: You stink.


There is actually! Mr Politically Incorrect. Dwarfs for your information are in the circus and do cartwheels. Midgets are like normal people just shrunk down.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



CUDDLYBEAR1964 East Goscote Leicester, Leicestershire, England UK
Yea your right Gem...im on a break now..throw us a kitkat darlin..LOL
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
knowswhentofold: so I've heard!


They're a great bunch really, just hard to understand some of the time.. And the further North you go the more fond of pies they are, Wigan especially laugh



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
CUDDLYBEAR1964: Yea your right Gem...im on a break now..throw us a kitkat darlin..LOL



Throws a club biscuit instead..ive run out of kitkats lol



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
(after being caught by a speed camera)
Can ya not blame it on the music?
No, I don't think that'll hold up in court, Max, reasons for speeding - Status Quo.
knowswhentofold Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Seabiscuit: They're a great bunch really, just hard to understand some of the time.. And the further North you go the more fond of pies they are, Wigan especially


pies confused dunno

I'm just messin...I know they are a great bunch blushing

and yes...VERY hard to understand....if I ever visited I'd irritate everyone...saying huh?? WHAT??? English please?!?!?! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
knowswhentofold: pies

I'm just messin...I know they are a great bunch

and yes...VERY hard to understand....if I ever visited I'd irritate everyone...saying huh?? WHAT??? English please?!?!?!



Queens English up UP North,i'll have ya tongue
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
knowswhentofold: pies

I'm just messin...I know they are a great bunch

and yes...VERY hard to understand....if I ever visited I'd irritate everyone...saying huh?? WHAT??? English please?!?!?!


laugh You'll understand what I mean soon enough lol, they love them laugh
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Sponge and a bit of Jam. What do you want son? It's real life, this, not the frigging Shawshank Redemption. If you hadn't stolen a bus filled with kiddies, you wouldn't be in this mess!
knowswhentofold Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Gemini1972: Queens English up UP North,i'll have ya


Damn...now I need a new dictionary! laugh laugh

Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
knowswhentofold: Damn...now I need a new dictionary!


Remember this... If anyone says 'Araight Cocker' to you they aren't insulting you although it may seem like it, they are actually saying hello laugh



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
knowswhentofold: Damn...now I need a new dictionary!


hehe laugh



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: Remember this... If anyone says 'Araight Cocker' to you they aren't insulting you although it may seem like it, they are actually saying hello


and if someone says...Now Then to you, that is also hello laugh



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Gemini1972: and if someone says...Now Then to you, that is also hello


But that might just be a Hull thing blushing
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: But that might just be a Hull thing


Nope, Scouse thing as well, my family all say it



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: Nope, Scouse thing as well, my family all say it


cool thumbs up


[after going for a slash] I needed that - my teeth were under water. laugh



CUDDLYBEAR1964 East Goscote Leicester, Leicestershire, England UK
Hey gals..if men really ruled the world then we d make sure that women should be obscene and not heard...LOL.



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
CUDDLYBEAR1964: Hey gals..if men really ruled the world then we d make sure that women should be obscene and not heard...LOL.




scold tut tut tut
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: cool [after going for a slash] I needed that - my teeth were under water.


one pornographic magazine, the Finger Club! One pack of condoms, ripped for the lady's pleasure. Flavour: Biscuit.




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