why men are never REALLY depressed...

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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: hell yeah.........Oh can i have a drink....sniff sniff....moan moan....can i have the paper, sniff sniff moan moan, put the footie on..cough cough...oh i think i have a modern day plague....cough cough


Man Flu is far far worse than the plague..
Clarabo19 Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
ok ok... what is worse, man flu or getting a swift kick in the bawz??!
knowswhentofold Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
chriss: hahahahaha you know am just kidding i want my maaaaaaayyyyyybeee


maaaayyybbee rolling on the floor laughing wink hug
knowswhentofold Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Clarabo19: ok ok... what is worse, man flu or getting a swift kick in the bawz??!


good question!!! rolling on the floor laughing



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: Man Flu is far far worse than the plague..



Man Flu is a figmant of your imaginations just to get us woman running around after ya...


and dont even think about it tongue
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
have you ever been kicked in the balls?laugh laugh wel i guess not becouse i know what your answer would be if you hadlaugh laugh laugh
Clarabo19: ok ok... what is worse, man flu or getting a swift kick in the bawz??!
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Clarabo19: ok ok... what is worse, man flu or getting a swift kick in the bawz??!


Impossible to compare the two... You wouldn't want either of them but I would rather have Man Flu because if you get a good kick in the giblets there's a chance one will go up inside you, and getting the little fucker back out aint pleasant!
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: Man Flu is a figmant of your imaginations just to get us woman running around after ya...and dont even think about it


It's not, it is real and it is deadly! I think the Government should fund a study in to it to prove that it's real



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: It's not, it is real and it is deadly! I think the Government should fund a study in to it to prove that it's real


Bollocks tongue
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Gemini1972: Bollocks


No, they are a totally different issue



Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Seabiscuit: No, they are a totally different issue


you have them and you talk them, the one and the same tongue wink



suew75 hull, Humberside, England UK
Gemini1972: you have them and you talk them, the one and the same
haha i missed this last night lol,,but i agree with gemtongue tongue tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
whats the diffrence between a condom and a coffin?




you come in one and go in the otherlaugh laugh




i dont know why i just said that lollaugh laugh



suew75 hull, Humberside, England UK
chriss: whats the diffrence between a condom and a coffin?

you come in one and go in the other

i dont know why i just said that lol
lol wonder whats on your mind hehe dying for a shag rolling on the floor laughing tongue tongue tongue
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
rolling on the floor laughing wel theres nothing like saying what u meen is there hahahaha,,


oi its been about 3 months for me, im being a good boygrin innocent angel
suew75: lol wonder whats on your mind hehe dying for a shag



suew75 hull, Humberside, England UK
chriss: wel theres nothing like saying what u meen is there hahahaha,,oi its been about 3 months for me, im being a good boy
lol wonder what you would be like after another 3 months lolrolling on the floor laughing tongue frustrated frustrated very mad devil very mad frustrated
chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
like a savage beastdevil no wait im like that anywaysrolling on the floor laughing grin
suew75: lol wonder what you would be like after another 3 months lol



prestonian newcastle, Tyne and Wear, England UK
I cpuldn't have put it better myself. You have stated all the reasons why men have far less stress than women. Maybe we should take a leaf from their book. May not change the attiude that car mechanics have towards us, they see us as braindead when it comes to engines and anything mecahnical.

"Just for the record" i'm on the girls side! women should rule the planet 'cos i want to be lilyy's slave!




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