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EXCLUSIVE..BARGAIN OFFER OF THE YEAR..FREE DOG UP FOR GRABS!!!

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CUDDLYBEAR1964
Syston Leicestershire, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 3:44 PM CST
HELLO IM DEANO.

IM A VERY SOFT CUDDLY GOOD NATURED ANIMAL.

IM VERY GOOD WITH CHILDREN AND GET ON WELL WITH FELLOW PETS.

IM A REALLY LOVABLE FRIENDLY TYPE OF ANIMAL.

IVE HAD A COUPLE OF PREVIOUS OWNERS WHO TREATED ME BADLY AND HURT ME IN WAYS THAT IS JUST UNIMAGINABLE.

I AM REALLY SAD LIVING IN THIS KENNEL ALL ALONE AND EVERY DAY I SIT HERE LOOKING THROUGH MY CAGE HOPING THAT MY NEW OWNER WILL COME FOR ME..BUT THEY SEEM TO JUST TAKE ONE LOOK AT ME AND PASS ME BY AND GO ON TO CHOOSE ANOTHER PET..I DONT KNOW WHY THEY DONT LIKE ME..I KNOW THAT I MAY NOT BE THE HANDSOMEST PET AND THERES A LOT OF MUCH BETTER LOOKING ONES OUT THERE,BUT SURELY IM NOT THAT UGLY THAT I DONT DESERVE TO BE GIVEN THE SAME CHANCE OF HAPPINESS THAT THEY ARE GIVEN.

I CAN GUARANTEE MY NEW OWNER THAT SHE WONT WANT TO BRING ME BACK TO THE KENNELS BECAUSE I WILL GIVE HER NO REASON TO WANT TO AS I WILL BE A VERY GOOD FAITHFUL LOVING LITTLE DOGGIE WHO WILL REMAIN BY HER SIDE AND SAFEGUARD HER FROM ANY HARM.

I MAY BE A SHY LITTLE DOGGIE AT FIRST BUT WHEN I HAVE WARMED UP TO THE FACT THAT I AM A PART OF MY NEW OWNERS LIFE AND I AM A WANTED AND LOVED PET,MY FUNNY CHEEKY MISCHIEVIOUS devil ISH SIDE WILL COME OUT.

I AM A VERY PLAYFUL PET WHO REALLY MISSES HAVING AN OWNER TO SHARE NICE PLAYFUL TIMES WITH.

IM NOT A VICIOUS DOGGIE..I DONT BITE..PROMISE..WELL,IF I DO THEN ITS ONLY A SOFT LOVABLE NIBBLE WHEN IM DESPAYING MY AFFECTION TOWARDS MY OWNER.

THANK YOU FOR LOOKING IN THE WINDOW AND READING MY MESSAGE.

PLEASE CALL BACK AND TELL THE KENNELS TO RELEASE ME INTO YOUR LOVING CARE..I WILL BE SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU.

THANK YOU.

WUFF..WUFF...Deano..LICK...LICK. wave
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bren1
Bucks, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 3:52 PM CST

You got no chance because I'm the last puppy in the pet shop

Shall I make that appointment for you with the vet now devil
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suew75
hull, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:13 PM CST
how much is that doggy in the window lolrolling on the floor laughing lips
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Gemini1972
Leeds, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:16 PM CST
suew75 wrote:
how much is that doggy in the window lol


'the 1 with the waggily tail'rolling on the floor laughing
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suew75
hull, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:18 PM CST
Gemini1972 wrote:
'the 1 with the waggily tail'
hahaha trust you lol

rolling on the floor laughing
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Gemini1972
Leeds, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:21 PM CST
suew75 wrote:
hahaha trust you lol



innocent dont know what ya mean laugh
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suew75
hull, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:23 PM CST
Gemini1972 wrote:
dont know what ya mean
lol tell her deano shes being ruderolling on the floor laughing was wondering how much the doggy costs and are you vaccinated
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Gemini1972
Leeds, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:27 PM CST
suew75 wrote:
lol tell her deano shes being rude was wondering how much the doggy costs and are you vaccinated




Just inoccently singing the songshamrock laugh
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CUDDLYBEAR1964
Syston Leicestershire, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:51 PM CST
I COME ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE AND IM FULLY VACCINATED BABY..WUFF..WUFF..rolling on the floor laughing wink wave hug
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CUDDLYBEAR1964
Syston Leicestershire, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:53 PM CST
ITS NOT SO WAGILLY AT THE MOMENT..ITS VERY STIFF...LOL.. rolling on the floor laughing wink wink wave hug
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suew75
hull, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:54 PM CST
CUDDLYBEAR1964 wrote:
I COME ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE AND IM FULLY VACCINATED BABY..WUFF..WUFF..
i hope your not a noisy doggy lol,,cant have you yapping all nightrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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CUDDLYBEAR1964
Syston Leicestershire, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:55 PM CST
OK BUT ILL GO AFTER YOU..TO THE VETS M8..LOL.sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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CUDDLYBEAR1964
Syston Leicestershire, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 5:01 PM CST
NO ITD BE THE OTHER WAY ROUND DARLING..ID HAVE YOU HOWLING ALL NIGHT..NEIGHBOURS WUD BE BANGING ON THE WALL..HEHEHE..WUFF WUFF..rolling on the floor laughing wink wink hug kiss
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suew75
hull, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
CUDDLYBEAR1964 wrote:
NO ITD BE THE OTHER WAY ROUND DARLING..ID HAVE YOU HOWLING ALL NIGHT..NEIGHBOURS WUD BE BANGING ON THE WALL..HEHEHE..WUFF WUFF..
hehe lol who could resist such a petrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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CUDDLYBEAR1964
Syston Leicestershire, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 5:07 PM CST
WELL YOU HAVE...UP TO YET..HEHEHE...LOL..rolling on the floor laughing wink wink hug WUFF..WUFF.kiss
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suew75
hull, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 5:09 PM CST
CUDDLYBEAR1964 wrote:
WELL YOU HAVE...UP TO YET..HEHEHE...LOL.. WUFF..WUFF.
lol only cos i aint looking at the moment,,,,rolling on the floor laughing lips
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Gemini1972
Leeds, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 5:13 PM CST
CUDDLYBEAR1964 wrote:
NO ITD BE THE OTHER WAY ROUND DARLING..ID HAVE YOU HOWLING ALL NIGHT..NEIGHBOURS WUD BE BANGING ON THE WALL..HEHEHE..WUFF WUFF..


randy doggies get castrated sticking out tongue
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CUDDLYBEAR1964
Syston Leicestershire, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 5:14 PM CST
WILL YA HELP ME FIND A NEW OWNER THEN PLEASE?..HEHEHE..LOL..rolling on the floor laughing wink wink hug kiss
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suew75
hull, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 5:15 PM CST
CUDDLYBEAR1964 wrote:
WILL YA HELP ME FIND A NEW OWNER THEN PLEASE?..HEHEHE..LOL..
yes ill help you lol
might need a little more trainig first thoughrolling on the floor laughing
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CUDDLYBEAR1964
Syston Leicestershire, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 5:17 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing wink wink ..LOL.
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