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angelina24 leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:16 PM CST : CHAT UP LINES
Girls.... what`s the worst / best Chat up line you`ve heard.?

Boys....Whats the one thats worked for you.devil

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angelina24 leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:36 PM CST : CHAT UP LINES

I`ll start the girls off then with an old classic...sure you`ve heard this one girls.

" If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"yawn

laugh
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jimbhoy Hamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:06 AM CST : CHAT UP LINES
"You have eyes like spanners honey......as everytime you look at me my nuts tighten"rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:36 AM CST : CHAT UP LINES
bond james bondrolling on the floor laughing
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angelina24 leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:20 AM CST : CHAT UP LINES
kismat: bond james bond


Hellllloooo JAMES.......i`m Miss Penny Pincher...related to Miss Money Penny... one of her poorer relativesrolling on the floor laughing
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Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:05 AM CST : CHAT UP LINES
This isnt a chat up line, more of a comeback line for us ladies to use, used it a few times, so funny rolling on the floor laughing .......


Man- Hey Gorgeous, havn't i seen you somewhere before?

Me - Yes, i work at the GUM clinic!

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angelina24 leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:27 AM CST : CHAT UP LINES
Gemini1972: This isnt a chat up line, more of a comeback line for us ladies to use, used it a few times, so funny .......Man- Hey Gorgeous, havn't i seen you somewhere before?

Me - Yes, i work at the GUM clinic!


rolling on the floor laughingthanks Gemini.... got to remember that one.laugh

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Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:32 AM CST : CHAT UP LINES
angelina24: thanks Gemini.... got to remember that one.


You gotta try it thumbs up laugh



The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.sigh
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angelina24 leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:05 PM CST : CHAT UP LINES

"Do you believe in love at first sight..or shall i walk past again?"


I bet the guys are gonna pinch that onerolling on the floor laughing
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Gemini1972 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:08 PM CST : CHAT UP LINES
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?wink
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angelina24 leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:59 PM CST : CHAT UP LINES

"How do you like your eggs in the morning...scrambled or fertilised?"roll eyes sigh
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Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:17 AM CST : CHAT UP LINES
Best chat up line:

You have the most sensual way of talking and the most beautiful accent I have ever heard, can I spend the rest of my life listening to it?

(2 years later I said yes, he did)smitten

Worst - well see the posts above rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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jimbhoy Hamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:25 PM CST : CHAT UP LINES
best put down line i ever heard was.....


If i was Richard the Lionheart I wouldn't ride you into battlerolling on the floor laughing

Or
I wouldn't fuck you with a stolen knobrolling on the floor laughing
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heythereyou fife, Fife, Scotland UK
Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:28 PM CST : CHAT UP LINES
angelina24: Girls.... what`s the worst / best Chat up line you`ve heard.?

Boys....Whats the one thats worked for you.



"him" remember the wish you had when you blew your candles out on your 15th birthday?

"me" erm... not really

"him" ive been sent to remind you ;-)

sadly after far too many drinks it worked!!
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muleguy52 Liverpool, Merseyside, England UK
Wed Sep 3, 2008 7:50 AM CST : CHAT UP LINES
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?....(of course,your'e hoping she has a sense of humour!)
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lint874 Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Wed Sep 3, 2008 5:17 PM CST : CHAT UP LINES
If any of the following were true, I think they'd have a high chance of success:

Hi I'm Bill (Gates)
Hi I'm Roman (Abramovitch)
Hi I'm The Duke (of Westminster)
Hi I'm The Agga (Khan)
Hi I'm The Sultan (of Brunei)

If any of these were true, I think they'd have a low chance of success:

Hi I'm Gary (Glitter)
Hi I'm Jonathan (King)
Hi I'm Peter (Sutcliffe)
Hi I'm Ian (Huntley)

Which means that this line would have a medium chance of success:
Hi I'm Michael (Jackson)
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Donperignon Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England UK
Thu Sep 4, 2008 9:14 AM CST : CHAT UP LINES
Him "Where have you been all my life"
Her "I wasn't born for half of it"
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