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My day at work is going cr@p. Everything is going wrong and it is not because I know it's Fri 13 - just everything is going pear-shaped. Is anyone else finding the same?

Woops - I am a typist and can't even type the title to this thread properly!!! I want to CCCRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!

ive had a good day at work today

which make s a nice change

I am pleased you have. I have just been doing everything wrong. I am used to being the 'golden girl' there and literally everything has gone wrong and not only that but I have managed to upset a couple of people and I never do that. It is so weird and I have realised that my first name and surname add up to 13 letters too. Not that I am superstitious and never have been, but it is so weird how today has been. Anyway, have a great weekend!

I've had a great day< Broadway, so far

As you've had such a bad day, heres a joke, just cheer you up


Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white,
so I think we will name him..........

Are you ready for this?




Sum Ting Wong

Yeah, I know, it was terrible

Oh Broadway, I'm gonna annoy the hell out of you now with jokes.
Well, right up until the time you think your day is looking better

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. On the stub of all your cheques, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

And there's more

A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African
"bush tribe" whose men all had penises 24 inches long.

When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his
penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight
stretches the penis to 24 inches.

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his
wife looked at him and said, 'How about we try the African string-and-
weight procedure?

'The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.

A few days later, the wife asked the husband,'How is our little "tribal
experiment" coming along?'

'Well, it looks like we're about half way there,' he replied.

'Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?'

'No, it's turned black.

Lolol thanks so much for those - they certainly made me smile. Have a great weekend one and all

friday the 13th was excellent...nailed a 5 on the dance floor from 220 ....