> > Jim went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The
> > doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he
> > would be with him in just a few minutes. When Jim sat down and began
> > observing the tools, he noticed there were 3 items on a stand next to
> > the
> > doctor's desk.
> > 1. A tube of K-Y jelly
> > 2. A rubber glove
> > 3. A beer
> >
> > When the doctor finally came in, Jim said, Look Doc, I'm a little
> > confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for,
> > and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER
> > is for?
> >
> > At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over
> > to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his
> > nurse...........
> >
> > Dammit, Helen..... I said A BUTT LIGHT !!!!
