phoenix: Pilot of your own 737 airplane
Greys anatomy or Dr. House
Dr. House.
Men your choices are:
a wife that is fat, very plain looking, but is a nymphomaniac
or
A beautiful supermodel with an incredible body but hates sex and you only get like twice a year maybe
Women your choices are:
a husband that is fat, very plain looking but extremely romantic and gives you life altering sex every single time
or
A gorgeous man with an incredible body but the sex is awful and you NEVER orgasm or even come close