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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Been pretty quiet on here lately so in an effort to liven things up I'm going to do something I wouldn't normally do and start one of the 'What would you say to the person above games'..

(It's a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously...)

So... If you were to try and chat the person above you up what line would you use?



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Well, I am a tad stuck...

'Good evening, young man, can I offer you a drink?'

Pretty crap that one wasn't it?

Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Sommerauer71: Well, I am a tad stuck...

'Good evening, young man, can I offer you a drink?'

Pretty crap that one wasn't it?


Your a tad stuck? That'll be those sticky carpets... Much nicer where I'm sat if you care to join me

banana



Pptrixibell Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Come here often????? doh dunno grin dancing
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Pptrixibell: Come here often?????


How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice... I'm Steve..



Pptrixibell Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Seabiscuit: How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice... I'm Steve..


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That's a good one, I've never heard that one before!!!!



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Seabiscuit: Your a tad stuck? That'll be those sticky carpets... Much nicer where I'm sat if you care to join me



Oh, do not mind if I do.

Would you mind if I kicked my shoes off?



Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Pptrixibell: That's a good one, I've never heard that one before!!!!


I've got loads... Not that they work very often laugh
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Sommerauer71: Oh, do not mind if I do.

Would you mind if I kicked my shoes off?


Absolutley not, just make sure they don't knock the lamp off the bedside table banana



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Seabiscuit: Absolutley not, just make sure they don't knock the lamp off the bedside table




jaw drop


Well, I will leave them outside the door.

Prevention is better than cure.

Nice headboard.

wow
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Sommerauer71: Well, I will leave them outside the door.

Prevention is better than cure.

Nice headboard.


It may look nice, but it makes a right noise...



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Seabiscuit: It may look nice, but it makes a right noise...




That must irritate the neighbours?

Is there a bathroom close by?


Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Sommerauer71: That must irritate the neighbours?

Is there a bathroom close by?


Yeah, it's just next door laugh

They don't mind, don't hear it very often sigh



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Seabiscuit: Yeah, it's just next door

They don't mind, don't hear it very often



Is that so?

I will be right back!


(Hides behind door, yay yay yay you pulled Sommer)

Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Sommerauer71: Is that so?

I will be right back! (Hides behind door, you pulled Sommer)


You don't gotta go use theres, can use mine laugh



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Seabiscuit: You don't gotta go use theres, can use mine


Oh, okay.

Where is it?

Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Sommerauer71: Oh, okay.

Where is it?


2nd on the right... Bring back that pleasure gel will you? banana



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Seabiscuit: 2nd on the right... Bring back that pleasure gel will you?



Of course, where is it?

Bathroom cabinet?

Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Sommerauer71: Of course, where is it?

Bathroom cabinet?


For the time being wink
baileysqueen kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
how you doing?laugh

and biscuit you nicked my polar bear one!




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