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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:38 AM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Pptrixibell: That's all dependant on where yer heart is!!!


My heart is in my chest, like everyone else's.... My brain however wink
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Scarlett_08 Fort Lauderdale/London, Inner London, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:49 AM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Hi everyone, im a pretty good cook, was taught by my grandma and my mom, i try to keep up with my cooking skills, but unfortunately i have a damn fine chinese takeaway about 2 mins from me, which ive succumbe to laugh

Hope you dont mind me invading your threads, ive just joined and im the dreaded newbie laugh
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:15 AM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Scarlett_08: Hi everyone, im a pretty good cook, was taught by my grandma and my mom, i try to keep up with my cooking skills, but unfortunately i have a damn fine chinese takeaway about 2 mins from me, which ive succumbe to

Hope you dont mind me invading your threads, ive just joined and im the dreaded newbie


Welcome aboard

I'm like you, fall foul of the Chinese take away all to often laugh
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Scarlett_08 Fort Lauderdale/London, Inner London, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:08 AM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Seabiscuit: Welcome aboard

I'm like you, fall foul of the Chinese take away all to often


Thank you for the welcomegrin

It's a case of hmmm slaving over a hot stove, or ring my friend Mr Wu laugh

Mr Wu usually wins devil
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Pptrixibell Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:17 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Scarlett_08: Thank you for the welcome

It's a case of hmmm slaving over a hot stove, or ring my friend Mr Wu

Mr Wu usually wins


wave Scarlet join in the fun!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:34 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Pptrixibell: Scarlet join in the fun!!!


Yeah join trixi in talking about how she wants to see my cockles get chillied laugh
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Scarlett_08 Fort Lauderdale/London, Inner London, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:38 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Seabiscuit: Yeah join trixi in talking about how she wants to see my cockles get chillied


haha now what kinda thread have i stumbled upon...it wasnt intentional...honestlaugh

and Hi trixiwave
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:41 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Scarlett_08: haha now what kinda thread have i stumbled upon...it wasnt intentional...honest

and Hi trixi


Ahhh another one who doesn't realise denial isn't just a river in Egypt laugh

To be fair, most threads end up like this, especially when trixi is around.. Always ends up talking about my giblets, I get worried by her sometimes banana
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Scarlett_08 Fort Lauderdale/London, Inner London, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:47 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Seabiscuit: Ahhh another one who doesn't realise denial isn't just a river in Egypt

To be fair, most threads end up like this, especially when trixi is around.. Always ends up talking about my giblets, I get worried by her sometimes



aww poor trixi, im sure she will be saying otherwise wink

but glad to see people having fun on here, thats why i kinda joined hopeing for a laugh and have fun with some of you guys on herelaugh
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:53 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Scarlett_08: aww poor trixi, im sure she will be saying otherwise

but glad to see people having fun on here, thats why i kinda joined hopeing for a laugh and have fun with some of you guys on here


Poor trixi? Poor trixi?!

It's me who is harassed by her and her filthy filthy mind, it affects me mentally, really it does roll eyes

You'll deffo have fun on here as long as you don't become one of the one line a day no humour crew laugh
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Scarlett_08 Fort Lauderdale/London, Inner London, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:56 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Seabiscuit: Poor trixi? Poor trixi?!

It's me who is harassed by her and her filthy filthy mind, it affects me mentally, really it does

You'll deffo have fun on here as long as you don't become one of the one line a day no humour crew


I will endevour to post more than 1 line a day, and i think i have surpassed that just today..yaaaay for me laugh

And trust me i have a wicked sense of humourwink

And yeah, poor trixi i say, you men think you are all hard done by, in reality you love it tongue
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:01 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Scarlett_08: I will endevour to post more than 1 line a day, and i think i have surpassed that just today..yaaaay for me

And trust me i have a wicked sense of humour

And yeah, poor trixi i say, you men think you are all hard done by, in reality you love it


Hell yeah poor me! I'm a fragile, shy and sensative young man angel and I'm being led astray by the filth posted on here sometimes..

Look forward to seeing that wicked sense of humour come out to play (well, the fragile bit isn't).. You putting a photo up? Always good to see the face of the person helping lead you down a naughty path laugh
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Scarlett_08 Fort Lauderdale/London, Inner London, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:08 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Seabiscuit: Hell yeah poor me! I'm a fragile, shy and sensative young man and I'm being led astray by the filth posted on here sometimes..

Look forward to seeing that wicked sense of humour come out to play (well, the fragile bit isn't).. You putting a photo up? Always good to see the face of the person helping lead you down a naughty path


I'm on my work laptop, as my computer is still in the states with all my photos and stuff on it, yeah i know poor excuse lol but i will put one up soon......

Sorry but im not seeing any shyness, or a fragile state from you at all, unless your really good at hiding it laugh

and whos leading who down the naughty path???laugh
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:18 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Scarlett_08: I'm on my work laptop, as my computer is still in the states with all my photos and stuff on it, yeah i know poor excuse lol but i will put one up soon......

Sorry but im not seeing any shyness, or a fragile state from you at all, unless your really good at hiding it

and whos leading who down the naughty path???


Ahh that old one eh laugh Pour me another pour me another laugh

I am very shy and very fragile.. Not that you can see now but I'm a quivering wreck at the minute! Seriously I think I need some sort of therapy..

Everyone is leading me down that path.. I'll be your average cheeky 24 year old fella before long laugh

(I am starting to struggle with this act now) laugh
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Scarlett_08 Fort Lauderdale/London, Inner London, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:22 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Seabiscuit: Ahh that old one eh Pour me another pour me another

I am very shy and very fragile.. Not that you can see now but I'm a quivering wreck at the minute! Seriously I think I need some sort of therapy..

Everyone is leading me down that path.. I'll be your average cheeky 24 year old fella before long

(I am starting to struggle with this act now)


yeah i bet everyone pulls that excuse outa the bag huhlaugh mines true tho, its in Florida tongue

Hmmm you are painting me this picture of this innocent poor creature that you are, i need other evidence tho from the other guys, just to convince mewink
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:28 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Scarlett_08: yeah i bet everyone pulls that excuse outa the bag huh mines true tho, its in Florida

Hmmm you are painting me this picture of this innocent poor creature that you are, i need other evidence tho from the other guys, just to convince me


In Florida you say... Hmmmmm laugh

I am very innocent.. I'm sure trixi, Baileys, Jojo, Zela, Lillie and some others will all tell you the same thing when they finally come back online.. Well, they better do laugh
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Scarlett_08 Fort Lauderdale/London, Inner London, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:30 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Seabiscuit: In Florida you say... Hmmmmm

I am very innocent.. I'm sure trixi, Baileys, Jojo, Zela, Lillie and some others will all tell you the same thing when they finally come back online.. Well, they better do


oh c'mon its a damn good, original, true, excuse laugh

So they should back you up on what your saying huh! Hmmmmmmmroll eyes


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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:48 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Scarlett_08: oh c'mon its a damn good, original, true, excuse

So they should back you up on what your saying huh! Hmmmmmmm


It's original any way laugh

You can see my face, if you look at my profile and see my other photos you'll see from them as well that I'm an angel .. Of course the others will back me up, they are my people laugh

Only people who may not are Bren, but he's a red shite so he just gets ignored laugh and Chriss but he wants to be me laugh
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Scarlett_08 Fort Lauderdale/London, Inner London, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:54 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Seabiscuit: It's original any way

You can see my face, if you look at my profile and see my other photos you'll see from them as well that I'm an .. Of course the others will back me up, they are my people

Only people who may not are Bren, but he's a red shite so he just gets ignored and Chriss but he wants to be me


you look drunk in most of your pictures, so they dont paint me a proper picture rolling on the floor laughing

Well i hope i see Bren and Chriss and im sure they will give me the low down on CS's innocent little puppy laugh
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:57 PM CST : Can Cook/Won't Cook
Scarlett_08: you look drunk in most of your pictures, so they dont paint me a proper picture

Well i hope i see Bren and Chriss and im sure they will give me the low down on CS's innocent little puppy


It just so happened that a group of people who claim to be friends forced many many many alcoholic beverages in to my hand then down my throat.. They then took full advantage and took photos of it! There really was nothing I could do, I was out numbered and buckled to peer pressure..

Chriss doesn't seem to be around much anymore now he's whipped laugh
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