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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Never fear people, for I am back! (or for aslong as the computer holds out)

Haven't got time for the usual essay so will say just this.. Run, run and hide for I will find you and punish you in ways even the Triads would'nt dream of! You will be forced to sit through every minute of every show ever made by the Chuckle brothers!!

Whilst hunting you all down i'll just slip back in front, I thang yow!



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
drinking



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
tongue



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
cool



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
peace



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
grin



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Seabiscuit: Never fear people, for I am back! (or for aslong as the computer holds out)

Haven't got time for the usual essay so will say just this.. Run, run and hide for I will find you and punish you in ways even the Triads would'nt dream of! You will be forced to sit through every minute of every show ever made by the Chuckle brothers!!

Whilst hunting you all down i'll just slip back in front, I thang yow!


Glad to have you back inspector. hhhmmmm maybe not. Because if you're still working the case then I could be arrested again thus interferring with me winning this race.




anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
silverfox: you miss him dont you


I think we all do.

The man is a scream!!! I've been laughing so hard at some of his posts my stomach hurts. It feels like I've done 1000 crunches.

Especially that inspector/agent bit. That's was great. The man is a creative genius. Also, with Zella and JoJo feeding the thread, it made it even more funny.



silverfox bangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK
im back win again yawn
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Ahh Mr Fox it would appear you have escaped the clutches of the X-Men.. Fair play to you Sir, but you shall be thwarted by me!

Biscuit, Agent Biscuit..

It seems not many people are taking me seriously.. Jojo seems to have given up and has gone AWOL as does Zella, so that only leaves Phoenix and Anglo... Phoenix will be easy prey, a few jars of Guiness and he'll be showing his lucky charms all over the place.. To be sure to be sure. Anglo on the other hand, you are proving somewhat of a pain.. Rhyl didn't work neither did Coldplay or the Chuckle brothers! Fusing you to me ended up being a distraction as you kept touching my giblets (good times!). What do we do with you......??

I've got it!! I'm not going to banish you or make you watch or listen to anything, instead I will pick you up and give you an almighty dizzy whizzy and send you off in the wrong direction!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nooooooooooooo It's Seabiscuit.. Ahaaaa!!



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
popcorn



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Seabiscuit: Ahh Mr Fox it would appear you have escaped the clutches of the X-Men.. Fair play to you Sir, but you shall be thwarted by me!

Biscuit, Agent Biscuit..

It seems not many people are taking me seriously.. Jojo seems to have given up and has gone AWOL as does Zella, so that only leaves Phoenix and Anglo... Phoenix will be easy prey, a few jars of Guiness and he'll be showing his lucky charms all over the place.. To be sure to be sure. Anglo on the other hand, you are proving somewhat of a pain.. Rhyl didn't work neither did Coldplay or the Chuckle brothers! Fusing you to me ended up being a distraction as you kept touching my giblets (good times!). What do we do with you......??

I've got it!! I'm not going to banish you or make you watch or listen to anything, instead I will pick you up and give you an almighty dizzy whizzy and send you off in the wrong direction!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nooooooooooooo It's Seabiscuit.. Ahaaaa!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

My dear Inspector,

Proving to be a pain eh? laugh Of course! How could I have the title "Master Escape Artist" if I could be locked up so easily? Your torture back fired because it only gave me more incentive to escape even faster. rolling on the floor laughing

Another of my amazing gifts is quick dizziness recovery. A talent that I developed since childhood to over come carnival ride with a lot of spinning, twists, and turns. As you can see I've recovered and I am back in the lead.

Nice try though. tongue



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
grin



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
phoenix: grin


We must keep the inspector on his toes, eh Phoenix? laugh



silverfox bangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK
aww i do love you all in my own way , but im win again wink



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
silverfox: aww i do love you all in my own way , but im win again


some people never learncool



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
silverfox: aww i do love you all in my own way , but im win again


Awwww Fox you ole softyteddybear



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
wine
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
It would seem you all think your clever trying to slip through the keep net... Well little fishies I'm afraid you will not be doing a Nemo and escaping from this here fisherman! He will get his catch and he will supper on it..

Now then... Cap'n Biscuit ahoy!



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
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