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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Zellarrone1: <--Just returned from my 2 day cartwheel and gymnastics training course aka known as "New-Tactics-&-Cunningly-evil-plans-to-foil-fellow-competitors" Take's a sneaky peek out to make sure coast is clear........



Quickly performs 200 cartwheels..at breakneck speed and almost breaking my neck, both legs, all finger and toenails in the process.........

...whizzing past everyone else taking part in the contest!!

even impressed myself here ....have the last finishing posting box firmly in my sights now few more cartwheels and I'll be there leaving you all to compete amongst yourselves for privilege of second postition


Just a heads up, our beloved Agent Seabiscuit is now a Captain. Boy, it's a good thing I'm a very strong swimmer. I suspect I will be needing those skills now. laugh
Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
anglophile: Just a heads up, our beloved Agent Seabiscuit is now a Captain. Boy, it's a good thing I'm a very strong swimmer. I suspect I will be needing those skills now.
I swim like a brick help so will have to use one of my other tactics detective

Think I must have been sleep when Seabiscuit was promoted from sir bobby to Cap'n unless he was sleep and dream't he was promoted dunno giggle

Good luck with your swimming, here's a box with a pair of luminous armbands in case you get cramp on your journey wave



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Zellarrone1: I swim like a brick so will have to use one of my other tactics

Think I must have been when Seabiscuit was promoted from to Cap'n unless he was and dream't he was promoted

Good luck with your swimming, here's a box with a pair of luminous armbands in case you get cramp on your journey


laugh no no He's a SeaCaptain now. He is throwing out his net to catch us, the wee little fishes.

Well, you swim like a brick eh? Well, you can use that to your advantage by traveling along the sea floor. Since his net won't go that far, you'll be safe. Just remember to bring extra air tanks.

Thank you for the arm bands. Strong swimmer or not, you just never know when that cold water will give you a muscle cramp.laugh
Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
anglophile: no no He's a SeaCaptain now. He is throwing out his net to catch us, the wee little fishes.

Well, you swim like a brick eh? Well, you can use that to your advantage by traveling along the sea floor. Since his net won't go that far, you'll be safe. Just remember to bring extra air tanks.

Thank you for the arm bands. Strong swimmer or not, you just never know when that cold water will give you a muscle cramp.
Ahh, I get your drift now thumbs up thought he'd given himself some promotion and awarded himself with a fancy title "Cap'n of the CS police force" because he was bored of being a plain old bobby sir bobby inspector or whatnot laugh

Whilst he casts his net over me and I weight it down at the bottom of ocean you can swim to finishing post and post my name in the last box rolling on the floor laughing

No, seriously I think it's these lurkers who we need to worry about professor Someone will appear out of nowhere right at very end and post an emoticon or two and nab the gift whilst we're sleep



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Zellarrone1: Ahh, I get your drift now thought he'd given himself some promotion and awarded himself with a fancy title "Cap'n of the CS police force" because he was bored of being a plain old bobby inspector or whatnot

Whilst he casts his net over me and I weight it down at the bottom of ocean you can swim to finishing post and post my name in the last box

No, seriously I think it's these lurkers who we need to worry about Someone will appear out of nowhere right at very end and post an emoticon or two and nab the whilst we're


I think you may have a point. He could have lost his promotion because we kept escaping.

No worries. I'll keep an eye out wow for new comers since we have had a few.

I'll post your name right next to mine.



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
jaw drop



silverfox bangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK
just smile
Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
cartwheel cartwheel cheering



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
jackolantern



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
grin



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Im determined to win. yay
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Just a quick visit from me to regain the lead once again...

Make sure you don't all choke on my dust as I fly by..



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
drinking



Gigglygogs Newark, Nottinghamshire, England UK
silverfox: well im win then so far


You cannot run fast enough!



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
I see we have a new competitor to the race.



silverfox bangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK
you cant win banana wink
Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
party hat



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
conversing
Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
hole stuck sneaking back into the lead super whilst coast is clear cool



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Zellarrone1: sneaking back into the lead whilst coast is clear


wow Keeping ever vigilant, I spot Zella making a dash to pass me causing me to speed up my pace to regain the lead.super




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