anglophile: no no He's a SeaCaptain now. He is throwing out his net to catch us, the wee little fishes.
Well, you swim like a brick eh? Well, you can use that to your advantage by traveling along the sea floor. Since his net won't go that far, you'll be safe. Just remember to bring extra air tanks.
Thank you for the arm bands. Strong swimmer or not, you just never know when that cold water will give you a muscle cramp.
Ahh, I get your drift now

thought he'd given himself some promotion and awarded himself with a fancy title "Cap'n of the CS police force" because he was bored of being a plain old bobby

inspector or whatnot
Whilst he casts his net over me and I weight it down at the bottom of ocean you can swim to finishing post and post my name in the last box
No, seriously I think it's these lurkers who we need to worry about

Someone will appear out of nowhere right at very end and post an emoticon or two and nab the

whilst we're