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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:36 AM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: A real life Prison Break! Someone call Sky One!!

Right then a man hunt it is.. I have already called Tommy Lee Jones and he is on the case! You will be rumbled in no time, just stay away from any damns!

Being that your disguised and no one can identify you means your unable to claim first place as if you give yourself away you'll end up going for the last ride on the old chair...

Inspector Biscuit, to the front!



rolling on the floor laughing OMG!!! That's great! rolling on the floor laughing

cool Must remain in disguise as to not be arrest. You bring up a valid point so I will have fake ID created to legitimize my disguise to claim the prize.
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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:56 AM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: That bike has been reported stolen and I'm arresting you for theft of a motor vehicle and dangerous driving. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to be speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

PC Biscuit back in front!
Aha, I've just spent 2 hours doing my detective work detective and discovered you're an imitation sir bobby so can't arrest me tongue

Becoming too tired to ride my dodgy motorcycle any further though & just met an tinfoil hat in a transport cafe on my travels AND persuaded him batting to swap vehicles. I'm well in the lead now in my transport

good luck to the rest of you for 2nd and 3rd postions laugh
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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:05 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Zellarrone1: Aha, I've just spent 2 hours doing my detective work and discovered you're an imitation so can't arrest me

Becoming too tired to ride my dodgy any further though & just met an in a transport cafe on my travels AND persuaded him to swap vehicles. I'm well in the lead now in my

to the rest of you for 2nd and 3rd postions


rolling on the floor laughing Im dying. You guys are just awesome. Creative people Rock!!!

I caught santa waving doing a test run preparing for Christmas. I convinced him to let me borrow reindeer for the race. Being able to fly around the world helping Santa deliver packages in one night with his reindeer magic, his speed should keep me in front.
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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:27 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: Im dying. You guys are just awesome. Creative people Rock!!!

I caught doing a test run preparing for Christmas. I convinced him to let me borrow for the race. Being able to fly around the world helping Santa deliver packages in one night with his reindeer magic, his speed should keep me in front.
That would be a great plan if Halloween weren't on the horizon smile <- Cunning smirk.

I've just baked a basketfull of dodgy apples and carrots easter basket and will slowly circle around your heads in my transport until you both can resist no more... you'll both chomp on them and fall sleep in some kind of suspended animation spacemode.. Not forever though, just long enough for me to win the gift laugh
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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:04 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Zellarrone1: That would be a great plan if Halloween weren't on the horizon <- Cunning smirk.

I've just baked a basketfull of dodgy apples and carrots and will slowly circle around your heads in my until you both can resist no more... you'll both chomp on them and fall in some kind of suspended animation spacemode.. Not forever though, just long enough for me to win the


After waking up from the snacks, I am able to zoom past you because you ran out of fuel.laugh
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:23 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Zellarrone1: Aha, I've just spent 2 hours doing my detective work and discovered you're an imitation so can't arrest me

Becoming too tired to ride my dodgy any further though & just met an in a transport cafe on my travels AND persuaded him to swap vehicles. I'm well in the lead now in my

to the rest of you for 2nd and 3rd postions


Very cunning lad Zella, very cunning indeed... However you didn't bank on the fact I'm very god friends with Will Smith and as we type he's in his jet coming to take you down before stealing your ship and destroying te mother ship! Meanwhile my Cousin Melvin will undergo extensive tests on you to find out more about your people... This will of course render you useless for the time being and more importantly in second or 3rd place... Muhahaha.

Inspector and now chief alien hunter. Biscuit is in the lead again!
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:23 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
That says "lad Zella" it of course should be 'Lady'
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:25 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: OMG!!! That's great!

Must remain in disguise as to not be arrest. You bring up a valid point so I will have fake ID created to legitimize my disguise to claim the prize.


I'm afraid all contestants must be registered from the word go, no new entrants in to the race... Anyone who tries gatecrashing the race will be tied up and forced to listen to every Coldplay song until their ears bleed..
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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:11 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: I'm afraid all contestants must be registered from the word go, no new entrants in to the race... Anyone who tries gatecrashing the race will be tied up and forced to listen to every Coldplay song until their ears bleed..


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HHMMMM Must restrategize. Ok. I'll continue to be in disguise dancing until the very last moment to avoid being arrested for the prison break. I will reveal my true self shortly before crossing the finishing line. tongue
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:17 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: HHMMMM Must restrategize. Ok. I'll continue to be in disguise until the very last moment to avoid being arrested for the prison break. I will reveal my true self shortly before crossing the finishing line.


And on ding so you will be immediately arrested again and sent to prison for a long long long time, in the mean time you will be disqualified from the race and have your medal stripped from you like a disgraced athlete... You will be the poster woman to show kids how NOT to be...

All a while I'm at the bar celebrating my brilliant victory..
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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:29 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: And on ding so you will be immediately arrested again and sent to prison for a long long long time, in the mean time you will be disqualified from the race and have your medal stripped from you like a disgraced athlete... You will be the poster woman to show kids how NOT to be...

All a while I'm at the bar celebrating my brilliant victory..


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

doh foiled again. This is why I don't play chess well. The other person always seems to out strategize me. laugh

Actually, I think the 4th person will win because you'll be too busy trying to arrest Zella that the 4th place person will run past the two of you and win. rolling on the floor laughing

Do you take bribes? I'll buy you a beer if you let me win. cheers

In the mean time...Im in the lead.
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silverfox bangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK
Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:33 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
just smile im win again
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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:50 AM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: Very cunning lad Zella, very cunning indeed... However you didn't bank on the fact I'm very god friends with Will Smith and as we type he's in his jet coming to take you down before stealing your ship and destroying te mother ship! Meanwhile my Cousin Melvin will undergo extensive tests on you to find out more about your people... This will of course render you useless for the time being and more importantly in second or 3rd place... Muhahaha.

Inspector and now chief alien hunter. Biscuit is in the lead again!
I'm back tinfoil hat Your cousin Melvin was easily sorted, as he was pre-occupied with his Zellalien probes and not paying enough attention where my hands where... I sneckt a dodgy carrot from my easter basket and rammed it between his teeth grin and he's fallen into a deep sleep Also, managed to cadge a lift from a speedy passing elephant so am galloping away to finishing post now super
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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:52 AM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: foiled again. This is why I don't play chess well. The other person always seems to out strategize me.

Actually, I think the 4th person will win because you'll be too busy trying to arrest Zella that the 4th place person will run past the two of you and win.

Do you take bribes? I'll buy you a beer if you let me win.

In the mean time...Im in the lead.
I've lost track of who the 4th person is dunno do you mean the alien or Silverfox or even the elephant laugh
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silverfox bangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK
Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:41 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
banana im win again wink
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:30 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
silverfox: im win again


As Zell said previously, is coming up to Halloween, so hence, I have cast a 'freeze spell' on you all, so you are frozen to spot and I zoom off on my broomstick!!!

I know I know, I am just comfirming what you all thought of me anyway - That I was a witch/bitch!! LOL But hey first prize, is worth revealing for!!!!!!!!!grin
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:48 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
jojo69: As Zell said previously, is coming up to Halloween, so hence, I have cast a 'freeze spell' on you all, so you are frozen to spot and I zoom off on my broomstick!!!

I know I know, I am just comfirming what you all thought of me anyway - That I was a witch/bitch!! LOL But hey first prize, is worth revealing for!!!!!!!!!


I'm afraid I will have to arrest you as well... Your flying that broom with no licence or insurance.. 3 points plus a £30 fine and 6 weeks inside being that you just killed Harry Potter.. Would be more but I hate the speccy tw@t..

Inspector Biscuit, soon to be special agent Biscuit once again takes the front
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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:36 AM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
jojo69: As Zell said previously, is coming up to Halloween, so hence, I have cast a 'freeze spell' on you all, so you are frozen to spot and I zoom off on my broomstick!!!

I know I know, I am just comfirming what you all thought of me anyway - That I was a witch/bitch!! LOL But hey first prize, is worth revealing for!!!!!!!!!
Wow, that's a great idea dunno how I never managed to think of it myself! Here Jojo, feel free to borrow my pointy witches hat party hat laugh

Meanwhile, I'm back in the lead for now wine
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:17 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Zellarrone1: Wow, that's a great idea how I never managed to think of it myself! Here Jojo, feel free to borrow my pointy witches hat

Meanwhile, I'm back in the lead for now



LMAO

party hat thanks for lend of pointy hat, mine is still at dry cleaners!!

I have many bottles of ermm potions!!buddies drink pouring lol Feel free to help yourself. Unfortunately, am all out of love potion!!!heart1

P.S. I am winning jackolantern
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silverfox bangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK
Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:26 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
wave im win again
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