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Typical female trying to have the last word ,well I'l win one for the lads.. come on.....

HA! Not so fast new comer. You may be new to this race but I've got experience on my side!!! Plus, you're fresh meat for the inspector to arrest. He'll be to busy to get me if he's arresting you which will give me a huge lead.


mmuuuhahahahaha Victory will be mine.

yeah but while your checking out your make up in the mirror,I'll be the one speeding past you on the other side....eat my dust dust eater....muuuaaaahhhhh beep beep.

Hey, Im a woman. I can multi-task. I'll check my makeup and drive at the same time.

Sorry Charlie, You'll just have to get used to the view from behind.

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And what a very nice behind it is to I'm sure but you've mistaken me for a nice conservative gentlemen,where I'm far from that make sure you don't get rear ended if you stay in my way,you might multi task,but I'm focused and my one track mind is set on beating you and everyone else so step aside and let the winner by..

Hello hello hello, what's going on here then?!

It would seem that a few people have taken advantage of the time I have been away doing all my paper work.. Well no more!! I have hired a group of Polish people to do it for me, would have used English but they are more expensive..

Anglophile I'm afraid I will have to cuff you to me just so I know your not getting away! You may see that as a treat (who wouldn't) but I will be sure to punish you along the way.. You will be wearing headphones listening to every track ever recorded by the Cheeky girls, on repeat!

The X-Men have caught up with Mr Fox and his surfing Cousin.. I am informed that a variety of probes shall be used on them!

The witches AKA Zella and Jojo are also bang in trouble! My good friends Dorothy, Toto, Scarecrow, Lion and the Tin man are after you! Be afraid, be very afraid!! They will be bringing a few members of the Loillipop gild with them...

Phoenix and Chef... You are yet to break any laws so I will use distraction on you... Naked ladies and Steak are to be found on the roadside.

Agent Biscuit out! Out in front..

to the last post your all so slow

Not so fast Agent biscuit...I think you forgot someone...

hello......byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....see you at the winning post..... ...

Oh dear! It would appear that I am only human after all.. Must do better!

Well Miss Angelina you have made a very costly mistake by showing your identity, consider yourself under arrest. Your punishment is to stay behind and clean the mess left from Phoenix and Chefs lady and steak party..

I`m afraid not agent biscuit....I am a mistress of diguise .....I have already slipped away....into the LEAD....

OMG!!!! THIS IS SSSOOOOOO AWESOME!!! Im in tearing here laughing.

I must warn you inspector. Being cuffed to you would be a very nice treat indeed. But it may be YOU who will be getting the treat. As I said, Im very good with my hands. After tending to you and you falling asleep afterwards, I will slip out of those handcuffs and make my get away.

just smile and you will win

smiling and dancing all the way across the finish line.

Oh dear lady, for that was a lovely treat! However I haven't fallen asleep... I will catch you again, but this time I won't cuff you I will fuse you to me so there can be no escape! Being that you were so good I'll be nice and let you finish... You'll finish 2nd but you will finish..

As for the others... Smiling? That will get you nowhere! I laugh in face of smiling!

Agent Biscuit (followed by his temptress) back in front

At a boy Phoenix. Keep drinking. Your intoxication has slowed you down allowing me to pass you.