LAST POST WINS ?

UK Forums » Jokes & Humor » LAST POST WINS ?
page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 » of 51



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:39 AM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
beer
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:46 AM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: Oh dear lady, for that was a lovely treat! However I haven't fallen asleep... I will catch you again, but this time I won't cuff you I will fuse you to me so there can be no escape! Being that you were so good I'll be nice and let you finish... You'll finish 2nd but you will finish..

As for the others... Smiling? That will get you nowhere! I laugh in face of smiling!

Agent Biscuit (followed by his temptress) back in front


rolling on the floor laughing

My dear inspector, being fused to you eh? hhmmmm again I must rethink my strategy. laugh I went from running to a walk...(that should make it easier for you to catch me).

I was thinking we would probably be dancing across the finish line. Since you are the man, you would be leading and walking forward. Being a woman, I would be dancing backwards, so I would be crossing the line first. rolling on the floor laughing

Thus making me the winner and you in second place. rolling on the floor laughing

Woot!!! yay
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:49 AM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
phoenix: beer



So nice of you to offer the winner a beer.

Thank you very much, I accept.
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:48 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: So nice of you to offer the winner a beer.

Thank you very much, I accept.


You know I here alot of talking,see alot of under hand moving and tactics but do you want to know what I really see...a bunch of LOOSERS...just moaning cause they know there beat..why not do yourselfs a big favour and just give up,pull up on the hard shoulder,pat yourselfs on the back cause you've done the best you can...it's just that you messed with the best and came up wanting,nothing to be embarrassed about...devil devil devil
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:57 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: So nice of you to offer the winner a beer.

Thank you very much, I accept.


pizza burger wine
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:05 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
chefdeparty: You know I here alot of talking,see alot of under hand moving and tactics but do you want to know what I really see...a bunch of LOOSERS...just moaning cause they know there beat..why not do yourselfs a big favour and just give up,pull up on the hard shoulder,pat yourselfs on the back cause you've done the best you can...it's just that you messed with the best and came up wanting,nothing to be embarrassed about...


Aaawwww Chef. You're sounding kind of angry and bitter from your loss. Now Now. That's not your style.
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:07 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
May I just remind everyone that late entrants cannot be accepted as 'runners' in the race... By all means they may partake, using it as a fun run, but they are unable to be crowned as the winner...

That will of course be me..
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:08 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
phoenix: pizza burger wine


MMMMMmmmmm Dinner to go with that victory beer. How lovely and generous of you!

You are a good sport.

Thank you
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
chefdeparty Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:00 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: Aaawwww Chef. You're sounding kind of angry and bitter from your loss. Now Now. That's not your style.


Don't worry anglophile,you know I like your style,I like your shear determination,so you know what I'm going to do,I'm going to make a place for you right next to me on the podiumn,here in 2nd place,so you can bass in the glory of what I'm shore you'll eventually agree belongs soully to me...and who knows play your cards right and you might even get lucky....I know what your thinking..."what a lucky girl I am."but hey thats me mister generositygrin grin devil devil
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:39 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
smoking wine
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:10 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
chefdeparty: Don't worry anglophile,you know I like your style,I like your shear determination,so you know what I'm going to do,I'm going to make a place for you right next to me on the podiumn,here in 2nd place,so you can bass in the glory of what I'm shore you'll eventually agree belongs soully to me...and who knows play your cards right and you might even get lucky....I know what your thinking..."what a lucky girl I am."but hey thats me mister generosity


laugh You being the gentleman that you are, you would give up your seat on the bus for a lady. Now being that same gentleman, you would give up your victory too.

Now I have first place and you will be next to me. But given that Im fused to inspector Seabiscuit, he would actually be in second place. As I noted above we danced across the finish line.
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:12 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
phoenix: smoking wine


I see you're having an after dinner cig. Do you smoke after sex too Phoenix?laugh
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:14 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
irish
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:20 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
phoenix: irish


A man of few words. laugh

Good luck to you to my friend. handshake See you at the finish line.
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:22 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: A man of few words.

Good luck to you to my friend. See you at the finish line.



good luck
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:27 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
phoenix: good luck


Thank you kindly.
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:35 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: I see you're having an after dinner cig. Do you smoke after sex too Phoenix?


I leave women smoking after sex... They don't even need ciggies wink laugh
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:35 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: May I just remind everyone that late entrants cannot be accepted as 'runners' in the race..
That sounds a good rule to me thumbs up I've worn two broomsticks out as it is ( talk to hand and that's just whacking the others out of the race) I can do without any further competitors to worry about uh oh


I've decided to become airbourne so disguised myself as a pair of
heartwings - flying to the finishing line now heart wings


cheering
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:41 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
cool
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:43 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: I leave women smoking after sex... They don't even need ciggies


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing WOW!!! Very impressive.

I've only left them unconscious but never smoking.


Brains, looks, humor, charm, and now a sex machine. I hope you have industrial strenght locks on your door.
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 » of 51


Top of the page ^


Report this thread if it breaks rules, is offensive, or contains fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. If this thread is offensive, please click here to report it »



If site dates and times do not show correctly, you can fix this by editing your timezone
Click here to edit your timezone »