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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:44 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: WOW!!! Very impressive.

I've only left them unconscious but never smoking. Brains, looks, humor, charm, and now a sex machine. I hope you have industrial strenght locks on your door.


You leave women smoking in bed after sex?! You just became my favourite person!
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:46 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Zellarrone1: That sounds a good rule to me I've worn two broomsticks out as it is ( and that's just whacking the others out of the race) I can do without any further competitors to worry about I've decided to become airbourne so disguised myself as a pair of
heartwings - flying to the finishing line now



I warned you not to drink too much of that love potion (heart wings)

You are going to end up broken hearted, broken heart once I beat you all to finish Line!!!!boxing
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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:48 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
jojo69: I warned you not to drink too much of that love potion ()

You are going to end up broken hearted, once I beat you all to finish Line!!!!



rolling on the floor laughing Broken hearted rolling on the floor laughing That's a good one.
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:49 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: Broken hearted That's a good one.


You can't get past me with your flattery!!!

wink hug
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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:51 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: You leave women smoking in bed after sex?! You just became my favourite person!


rolling on the floor laughing No I didn't say I left women smoking. I meant to say I've left men unconscious but never smoking" rolling on the floor laughing

Sorry to burst your bubble.
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:52 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
jojo69: You can't get past me with your flattery!!!


Jojo.. I finally have those videos you and Lilly were banging on about (where has she gone?)... If you pop into the back room you can watch them.. I'll just lock the door..... And I'm off in front again
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:53 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: No I didn't say I left women smoking. I meant to say I've left men unconscious but never smoking"

Sorry to burst your bubble.


To late, it's in my head now... Though your meaning sounds good as well!
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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:55 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
jojo69: You can't get past me with your flattery!!!


laugh It was still a good one.
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:57 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: Jojo.. I finally have those videos you and Lilly were banging on about (where has she gone?)... If you pop into the back room you can watch them.. I'll just lock the door..... And I'm off in front again


Hi sweetness, not heard from lily in ages, just up and left without a bye!! crying

As for those 'videos' are they the really good ones?? wink winkwink

If so, will be in back room in ten mins with popcorn and drinking Who else is coming - so to speak?! blushing lmao
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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:57 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: To late, it's in my head now... Though your meaning sounds good as well!


laugh In your head...Oh yes it will be..rolling on the floor laughing and it will be there for a very, very long time.
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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:58 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
jojo69: Hi sweetness, not heard from lily in ages, just up and left without a bye!!

As for those 'videos' are they the really good ones?? wink wink

If so, will be in back room in ten mins with and Who else is coming - so to speak?! lmao


rolling on the floor laughing I won't even comment.
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:59 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
jojo69: Hi sweetness, not heard from lily in ages, just up and left without a bye!!

As for those 'videos' are they the really good ones?? wink wink

If so, will be in back room in ten mins with and Who else is coming - so to speak?! lmao


It certainly is... Seabiscuit as you've dreamt of... wink

You'll be more than 10 minutes... Days of footage in there
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:00 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: I won't even comment.


So that's two of you then wink laugh
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:03 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: It certainly is... Seabiscuit as you've dreamt of...

You'll be more than 10 minutes... Days of footage in there



LMAO I meant give me ten minutes and I will go to the back room!!


And yeah, myself and Anglophile will be there to see what all this bragging of your's is all about LMAO rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:03 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: So that's two of you then


Definitely. Come make it a threesome. laugh


While you two are uum watching the movie, I'll quietly slip out and take the lead.
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:05 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
jojo69: LMAO I meant give me ten minutes and I will go to the back room!!And yeah, myself and Anglophile will be there to see what all this bragging of your's is all about LMAO


Oh right.. laugh

As for the bragging.. You will see that I'm being modest wink laugh
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:05 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
anglophile: Definitely. Come make it a threesome. While you two are uum watching the movie, I'll quietly slip out and take the lead.


Job done! Whoever said 3 is a crowd was obviously a boring fecker laugh
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:07 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: Oh right..

As for the bragging.. You will see that I'm being modest


Hmmm we shall see!!!

And Anglo you ain't slipping anywhere if I have to endure DAYS of footage, least you can do is stick by me!!!

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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:09 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
Seabiscuit: Job done! Whoever said 3 is a crowd was obviously a boring fecker


Yeah baby!! cheering

LMAOrolling on the floor laughing
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:09 PM CST : LAST POST WINS ?
jojo69: Hmmm we shall see!!!

And Anglo you ain't slipping anywhere if I have to endure DAYS of footage, least you can do is stick by me!!!


I don't think the sticking thing will be an issue wink
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