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scad97: Gosh i thought no one would ever get us to speak about this. But hey what the heck, I'd rather tell it than let it haunt me for life.

Anyway, my mischief happened a year ago when I stumbled upon some free dating website. I got myself registered to start the ball rolling. And with the excitment of receiving as many a message in just a few days, I informed a friend who also asked me to get him onto the site given that he had no PC at his home. I took a few photos of him and also got him registered. Little did i know that he would even have more luck than myself. But again, his well built muscles favoured him instantly.

Anyway, for him he received more messages and phone numbers included. but things soon also dried up for him. So he asked me to change his profile from seeking Dating to seeking Activity partner. At first I declined but then gave in. Once it was ammended, a message from this woman without a pic arrived stating that she would like to meet up with him. she also left her number which I forwarded to him and they spoke. She also sent him a modelseque pic on his phone but only the lower half.

Anyway, a day before they were about to meet she rang and I happened to answer the phone to tell her that he had just popped out of my house but will be coming back soon. Unfortumnately, she mistook me for my friend despite our different accents, plus I kept reminding her that it's not my friend you talking too. Anyway, because my friend was caught up with other things on the day of meeting up. I stupidly thought i could as well stand in for him being a single bloke myself. So I drove all the way to go meet this woman.

Dude on arrival at this bar, this woman was really drunk and also appeared like she had never tasted food in a full moon plus her forehead was as big as that of frankestein. She then said to me in a drunken voice "you not the one with the those big muscles i saw " I shamelessly replied to her that my friend was actually still waiting in the car, but he will be very disappointed if he knew what i have just seen. So I walked the walk of shame back to my car leaving her begging enormously to see my friend.

From that day onwards, I learnt that greed comes with its price

mrsmiles4444: I have. Once I made the mistake, and yes it was a mistake, of corresponding with someone who had no pic posted.
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, Al.
but my mistake was not in corresponding with this person, it was allowing it to go on, without requesting a pic.

OK, so here we are now talking on the phone, and she sounded like a nightingale. the sweetest, softest, sexiest voice, a man could ever dream of. so my mind got thrown for a loop, and I forgot all about the pic. " how could someone with such a voice, NOT be attractive." I thought.

Then the day came for us to meet, and I picked out this fabulous Carribean restaurant called Mango Mike's.
It was the middle of june, and when I met this woman in the parking lot, she wore a dress that went down to her ankles. " No biggy." I thought.

Something about her did not feel right. her hug was strong, and her voice now seemed to be not as soft or sexy.

being a trooper, I always go throgh with my date. I'm here, might as well make the best of it, even thogh I knew right away, I was not going to see this woman ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, again.

we were shown to our table, and of course it had to be right in the middle of the floor. where EVERYONE could see us. she proceeded to take off this sort of sweater she wore, and dam if she had muscles like Hercules. an Adams apple to boot.

her first words to me were, " well? what do you think?" I almst choked on my drink and avoided the question so as not to embarress her in public, but dam was it hard biting my tongue.

It appeared to me, I was having dinner with a man, and the eyes that burned the back of my head from everyone watching us, confirmed my suspissions.
I can't say for sure if she was or was not a man, but there's a gut feeling in me that is rarely wrong, and I could have bet my life right there on the spot that she was not of the female gender.

dinner was inhaled and we parted ways admorably. she emailed me inviting me to her place over the weekend. " OH PLEASE!"today, I'd like to add, I have no fear of talking to, or emailing anyone without a pic posted. I just learned a valuable lesson way back when, and it's forever on my mind.

what nigtmares do you all have, and please don't tell me you've had none.....................this is an internet dating site.................