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mrsmiles4444 Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Mon Sep 8, 2008 12:45 PM CST : your Spanish words for the day
Please note. I am Hispanic, and this is who I am. A comic, so take this as it is intended to be. Humorous!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My wife gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My homie farted so bad, and I couldn't brief .

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, theres not mushroom.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
My old lady caught me in bed wit my lover so I said harassment nothing to me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey man, I'm looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!

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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Mon Sep 8, 2008 4:02 PM CST : your Spanish words for the day
LMAO rolling on the floor laughing Love them! rolling on the floor laughing
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silverfox bangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK
Mon Sep 8, 2008 4:18 PM CST : your Spanish words for the day
im welsh , yacy da , that means good healthwink
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mrsmiles4444 Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Mon Sep 8, 2008 8:58 PM CST : your Spanish words for the day
silverfox: im welsh , yacy da , that means good health


Yacy da to you as well silverfox..............cheers
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silverfox bangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK
Mon Sep 8, 2008 9:05 PM CST : your Spanish words for the day
love you means , i love you women smi,e
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mrsmiles4444 Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Mon Sep 8, 2008 9:42 PM CST : your Spanish words for the day
silverfox: love you means , i love you women smi,e


I'm leaving that one alone, and having another drink...................
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romy999 london, Outer London, England UK
Tue Sep 9, 2008 4:44 AM CST : your Spanish words for the day
how great, if we could all laugh at each others differences and make fun of ourselves, the world would be a better place, so like the joke mr smiles!laugh
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muleguy52 Liverpool, Merseyside, England UK
Tue Sep 9, 2008 5:00 AM CST : your Spanish words for the day
Ha ha!,some good ones there. Loved the 'harassment' one.
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Olsojente Olso, Oslo Norway
Tue Sep 9, 2008 5:25 AM CST : your Spanish words for the day
Great ones...!!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mrsmiles4444 Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Tue Sep 9, 2008 5:38 AM CST : your Spanish words for the day
romy999: how great, if we could all laugh at each others differences and make fun of ourselves, the world would be a better place, so like the joke mr smiles!



Yes so true. If you just take the time to realize not to sweat the small stuff, life itself would be a piece of cake. Glad you enjoyed
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mrsmiles4444 Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Tue Sep 9, 2008 5:40 AM CST : your Spanish words for the day
muleguy52: Ha ha!,some good ones there. Loved the 'harassment' one.


Humor is the fountain of youth. Dam I feel young! rolling on the floor laughing
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