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If I ran for President?




mrsmiles4444
Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 6:53 AM CST
Would I be able to count on your vote?

I'd have laughter in every household, and chicken in every pot. I'd abolish discrimination, and promise to tell you the truth, and nothing but the truth about our countires condition. Would ask you if it is ok for us to go to war, and would take your word as to how I make a decision.


NOW WOULD I HAVE YOUR VOTE?

rolling on the floor laughing

OH come on! It's only for 4 years! rolling on the floor laughing
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romy999
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 7:03 AM CST
you are great, you would certainly have my vote. just hope the corrupt world of politics wouldnt change you!laugh
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Seabiscuit
Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 7:39 AM CST
mrsmiles4444 wrote:
Would I be able to count on your vote?

I'd have laughter in every household, and chicken in every pot. I'd abolish discrimination, and promise to tell you the truth, and nothing but the truth about our countires condition. Would ask you if it is ok for us to go to war, and would take your word as to how I make a decision.NOW WOULD I HAVE YOUR VOTE?



OH come on! It's only for 4 years!


You have already failed... You could never abolish discrimination.. See lying already, your a true politician already laugh
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mike1937
Broadstairs , Kent, England UK
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:32 PM CST
Seabiscuit wrote:
You have already failed... You could never abolish discrimination.. See lying already, your a true politician already


Yeah Cap'n - He's a cool Bro -laugh and I bet he can actualoy say Nuclear ploferation without F in it all up like that prat Bush does - and At least Mr Smiles is *up front* with it so we at least KNOW sticking out tongue

cheers Mike
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 6:07 PM CST
mrsmiles4444 wrote:
Would I be able to count on your vote?

I'd have laughter in every household, and chicken in every pot. I'd abolish discrimination, and promise to tell you the truth, and nothing but the truth about our countires condition. Would ask you if it is ok for us to go to war, and would take your word as to how I make a decision.NOW WOULD I HAVE YOUR VOTE?



OH come on! It's only for 4 years!


Where do you stand on the religion and education issues laugh dunno

and more importantly, would you be up for your new wife being a corrupting influence grin
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mike1937
Broadstairs , Kent, England UK
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 7:03 PM CST
Oh Oh - D'oh!

Achtung alle Pische taken Volk

I hope the originator of this topic doesn't *bite* and actually waste time with an answer to the comments by the previous contributor - laugh
It could well result in a boring lecture on religion, education and even the possible regurgitation of a dissertation on womens rights from a newly self appointed academic expert (*seat polisher*) yawn

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mrsmiles4444
Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 8:08 PM CST
romy999 wrote:
you are great, you would certainly have my vote. just hope the corrupt world of politics wouldnt change you!


and for being my first vote, I'd make you my secretary of cookense. Get it? not defense, but COOK--ense! rolling on the floor laughing
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mrsmiles4444
Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 8:09 PM CST
Seabiscuit wrote:
You have already failed... You could never abolish discrimination.. See lying already, your a true politician already


for being a none believer, yet not quite telling me you would not vote, I'd make you head of the SFB. that is chit for brains.........rolling on the floor laughing
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mrsmiles4444
Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 8:11 PM CST
mike1937 wrote:
Yeah Cap'n - He's a cool Bro - and I bet he can actualoy say Nuclear ploferation without F in it all up like that prat Bush does - and At least Mr Smiles is *up front* with it so we at least KNOW

Mike


MIke you'd be my secretary of state. It would be your job to State what we'd drink on Friday nights....PAAAAARTY at the WHITE HOOOOOOUSE! rolling on the floor laughing
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mrsmiles4444
Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 8:15 PM CST
trish123 wrote:
Where do you stand on the religion and education issues

and more importantly, would you be up for your new wife being a corrupting influence


Religion is like this...........to each his own with due respect, and as for education......................given by the government for the poeple, and everyone would get a college education on the HOUSE. Unless the country's at war, which of course, would be a decisioin made by all of you.

Now, as for corruption from my new Bride? I DUN think so. I'd have her so busy thinking what she wear for me tonight, she could not even dare think of anything but.....................sexy! sexy! sexy!rolling on the floor laughing
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mrsmiles4444
Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 8:16 PM CST
mike1937 wrote:
Oh Oh -

Achtung alle Pische taken Volk

I hope the originator of this topic doesn't *bite* and actually waste time with an answer to the comments by the previous contributor -
It could well result in a boring lecture on religion, education and even the possible regurgitation of a dissertation on womens rights from a newly self appointed academic expert (*seat polisher*)


That's ok Mike. I'm able to answer in a comical way, because by all means this is for fun not for serious discussion.
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 9:14 PM CST
mrsmiles4444 wrote:
Religion is like this...........to each his own with due respect, and as for education......................given by the government for the poeple, and everyone would get a college education on the HOUSE. Unless the country's at war, which of course, would be a decisioin made by all of you.

Now, as for corruption from my new Bride? I DUN think so. I'd have her so busy thinking what she wear for me tonight, she could not even dare think of anything but.....................sexy! sexy! sexy!


Guess thats me out on the bride stakes then moping unless of course you are into shopping grin laugh

I like the ed bit though of course handshake
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romy999
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Sep 13, 2008, 12:55 AM CST
ha ha ha, now i want a job in the cabinet!laugh
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mrsmiles4444
Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Sep 13, 2008, 5:27 AM CST
romy999 wrote:
ha ha ha, now i want a job in the cabinet!


sorounded by cabinets is what you will be......in the kitchen as secretary of cookense........................are you being ungrateful?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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romy999
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Sep 13, 2008, 8:37 AM CST
hey, i was expecting something a little more important than that, at least chief negotiator!laugh
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mrsmiles4444
Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Sep 14, 2008, 2:08 PM CST
romy999 wrote:
hey, i was expecting something a little more important than that, at least chief negotiator!


ok, chief negotiator it is then. negotiate what's for dinner will ya? rolling on the floor laughing
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