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oh my dear,us women are
queing up to do it for free

Can't help but feel i'm being toyed with here.. Fair play if you are

AHOY SB

(Allo Allo) I thnka lika Ifa you changa di mafia mugshot again like you dida lastA time I wasa here AN it was wot I meana when I firstA comeA back - The others isa bigga improvements SO I reckonsa you getta even bigger queue of de beuatifulla laideez FOR u lika ze Captain Bertorelli.




Mike

Mike, which one is the Mafia picture? The suit or the Jumper?

The one currently on view here in this thread - The suit, if its the same as the one I saw earleir thi year is far less sinister Mafiosi and you I think actually had aboit of a smile on whicha de Laideeza dey lik a
So its uppa 2 you-a

(2)

Mike
PS at this rate and you change the mugshot - If I ncrease the beers progressively each time one ofa de laideez she answer

You will be pissed enough to not bother how many get you

Fear not Mike, I have photos of me the drunken wreck... Will change them accordingly.. Now, did you mention beer?

1. Good and 2. Yes - But with the conditon as I mentioned B4
1. Justa maka shoorra U iza smilin
and

2. I gotsA to see a de responsiz fromA de laidees firstA before I getz azA menee az it takA to addA onnA annA makA U pissedA

So - If you try hard old boy we'll see what happens

Mike

I have a certificate in Indian Head Massage - Would that help???

But payment either in money, or kind ;) lol NO lollipops

"Sucking too hard on your lollipop,
or love is gonna get you down" - As MIKA would say!!!

I'll pay in kind

As for sucking to hard on my lollipop... Thats a pipe dream is that

AAH You saya You Alt4er ze picZZa but Yom AintA Dunna IttA AnnA You NowA thinkA YOu gettA EXTRA responsA -

It WonA workA -

JoJo sheA beautifulA laidee LikeA I sayA she WasA beforA
(I allAwaZa fancy her myselfA ) -

but Bro SB - As Yo is still wearin dat ugly Mafia mugshot look

SO - You stiiA Only GetA WunnA


Mike aka HIM @ Broadstairs

Hmmmm ..... sounds like a case for a Loooong soak in the bath ... then a looooong massage with baby oil .... then a game of naked twister to loosen up those aching muscles

Bloody hell its been days now

Q Has any oneOyou birds actually got on with the job yet?

Or is Mafia Man still waitin for a moll ? -

S'no good JoJo goin down to the Hoe and havin a go

She say she only qualified to massage Indians heads

Capn' Steve Di Mafiosi he bounda to wannna a bit mora thanna that methinka

Mike the Shitehawk

Are you on the way then?