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bren1 Bucks, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Fri Oct 3, 2008 10:30 PM CST : I am not a......

PRIEST or VICAR !!!very mad

Got yet another mail...asking what a priest was doing on a dating site doh

Seem's that my main pic looks like I'm dressed as a clergyman to a few folks on here confused
(It's just a jumper and a T shirt for god's christ's f*$ks sake) frustrated

SOOoooo....for the record
I'm NOT Father Ted...
Phoenix is not Dougal...
but Silverfox might have been Father Jack... but we'll never know now he's gone roll eyes

OH BTW, it was me Silverfox was pissed off at.... don't know why, I never said anything to himdunno

If he ever comes back and reads this.....I'll know why though... help devil laugh
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romy999 london, Outer London, England UK
Sat Oct 4, 2008 12:36 AM CST : I am not a......
thats funny, bren there is always someone who is angry,usually with themselves,but blames somebody else.often drinking too much, makes somebody like that!professor
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lisalee1960 st pauls, Majjistral Malta
Sat Oct 4, 2008 12:46 AM CST : I am not a......
bren, i read the post and the man was drunk,you did or said nothing wrong
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phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Sat Oct 4, 2008 1:35 AM CST : I am not a......
bren1: PRIEST or VICAR !!!



that my main pic I'm a clergyman folks


SOOoooo....for the record
I'm Father Ted...
Phoenix is Dougal...
Silverfox Father Jack...





rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
Sat Oct 4, 2008 3:25 AM CST : I am not a......
bren1: PRIEST or VICAR !!!

Got yet another mail...asking what a priest was doing on a dating site

Seem's that my main pic looks like I'm dressed as a clergyman to a few folks on here
(It's just a jumper and a T shirt for f*$ks sake)

SOOoooo....for the record
I'm NOT Father Ted...
Phoenix is not Dougal...
but Silverfox might have been Father Jack... but we'll never know now he's gone

OH BTW, it was me Silverfox was pissed off at.... don't know why, I never said anything to him

If he ever comes back and reads this.....I'll know why though...
Hmmm, I hate to be the one to have to tell you this liar

BUT, you do sorta look like some kind of a dodgy vicar sitting there listening to someone confessing their sins rolling on the floor laughing Not as dodgy as "Dick Emery" when he used to do his vicar impression but dodgy nonetheless rolling on the floor laughing Plus, the "dodgy decor" in the background talk to hand "wallpaper-bearing-crosses" don't help your image either rolling on the floor laughing X billion!

However, fear not... I could have the answer to your problem idea You could always put the pic of you doing your "Bren Bond" stunts as main picture. The one with the lovely photo comment I added to it in August.

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tinaferrara gozo, Gozo Malta
Sat Oct 4, 2008 5:52 AM CST : I am not a......
dont know what was up with silverfox that night,it was obvious he had had one too many bevvies,you did nothing wrongthumbs up
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Sat Oct 4, 2008 7:26 AM CST : I am not a......
bren1: PRIEST or VICAR !!!

Got yet another mail...asking what a priest was doing on a dating site

Seem's that my main pic looks like I'm dressed as a clergyman to a few folks on here
(It's just a jumper and a T shirt for f*$ks sake)

SOOoooo....for the record
I'm NOT Father Ted...
Phoenix is not Dougal...
but Silverfox might have been Father Jack... but we'll never know now he's gone

OH BTW, it was me Silverfox was pissed off at.... don't know why, I never said anything to him

If he ever comes back and reads this.....I'll know why though...


Bren, more tea?
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muleguy52 Liverpool, Merseyside, England UK
Sat Oct 4, 2008 8:07 AM CST : I am not a......
Forgive them Father,for they know not what they do.

Is that Mrs Doyle,lurking in the background?
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bren1 Bucks, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Sat Oct 4, 2008 8:52 AM CST : I am not a......
Zellarrone1: Hmmm, I hate to be the one to have to tell you this

BUT, you do sorta look like some kind of a dodgy vicar sitting there listening to someone confessing their sins Not as dodgy as "Dick Emery" when he used to do his vicar impression but dodgy nonetheless Plus, the "dodgy decor" in the background "wallpaper-bearing-crosses" don't help your image either X billion!

However, fear not... I could have the answer to your problem You could always put the pic of you doing your "Bren Bond" stunts as main picture. The one with the lovely photo comment I added to it in August.


"Dodgy Vicar" jaw drop right , thats a million our fathers and a billion hail mary's for you.laugh



Away with you before I set my camel on ya.

party hat pointing Fetch Humpy mumbling
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gangel Hampshire, England, Plovdiv Bulgaria
Sat Oct 4, 2008 8:57 AM CST : I am not a......
What's wrong with being a priest? laugh

As far as I can see you had a good time in E...wave Are you going to T... this month as well? conversing
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bren1 Bucks, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Sat Oct 4, 2008 9:29 AM CST : I am not a......
gangel: What's wrong with being a priest?

As far as I can see you had a good time in E... Are you going to T... this month as well?


Hi B...wave

Yeah... great time in E.... but tans starting to fade now I'm back in the North Sea, so
off to T... in November yay

How's you keeping? Still working hard at :detectivef
Make some time to get away to Sunny Beach wine all work and no play comfort
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gangel Hampshire, England, Plovdiv Bulgaria
Sat Oct 4, 2008 9:33 AM CST : I am not a......
bren1: Hi B...

Yeah... great time in E.... but tans starting to fade now I'm back in the North Sea, so
off to T... in November

How's you keeping? Still working hard at :detectivef
Make some time to get away to Sunny Beach all work and no play



Is that w....date has changed then? laugh You been telling me that will be in October..grin
I'm fine myself, ty.Ooo, I will have a short holiday very soon so I am excited bout it.wine
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bren1 Bucks, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Sat Oct 4, 2008 9:53 AM CST : I am not a......
gangel: Is that w....date has changed then? You been telling me that will be in October..
I'm fine myself, ty.Ooo, I will have a short holiday very soon so I am excited bout it.


laugh yeh was to be October but the powers that be have other plans for me roll eyes

but I never know where I might turn updunno so might bump into you on the Black Seawink
and you can join me in a wine
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gangel Hampshire, England, Plovdiv Bulgaria
Sat Oct 4, 2008 10:02 AM CST : I am not a......
bren1: yeh was to be October but the powers that be have other plans for me

but I never know where I might turn up so might bump into you on the Black Sea
and you can join me in a



laughlaugh I'll be off to another direction this time, not Sunny beach, but we might arrange something in the summer.laugh Now is to cold over Black sea.Do you still think of buying a boat? wine
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bren1 Bucks, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Sat Oct 4, 2008 10:17 AM CST : I am not a......
gangel: I'll be off to another direction this time, not Sunny beach, but we might arrange something in the summer. Now is to cold over Black sea.Do you still think of buying a boat?


Yes B..., but at the rate I'm spending at the moment, it will probabley have oar's laugh

Have a good holiday thumbs up
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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
Sat Oct 4, 2008 10:54 AM CST : I am not a......
bren1: "Dodgy Vicar" right , thats a million our fathers and a billion hail mary's for you.
Away with you before I set my camel on ya.

Fetch Humpy
Oh no, I'm scared of camels help

I'm out of here sharpish super not even going to hang around to confess my sins to you "Father O' Brenan" ... talk to hand Not that I have too many sins innocent


rolling on the floor laughing
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sat Oct 4, 2008 4:06 PM CST : I am not a......
Zellarrone1: Hmmm, I hate to be the one to have to tell you this

BUT, you do sorta look like some kind of a dodgy vicar sitting there listening to someone confessing their sins Not as dodgy as "Dick Emery" when he used to do his vicar impression but dodgy nonetheless Plus, the "dodgy decor" in the background "wallpaper-bearing-crosses" don't help your image either X billion!

However, fear not... I could have the answer to your problem You could always put the pic of you doing your "Bren Bond" stunts as main picture. The one with the lovely photo comment I added to it in August.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Oh Zell, you crack me up, you are so funny. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
Sun Oct 5, 2008 5:54 AM CST : I am not a......
jojo69: Oh Zell, you crack me up, you are so funny.
laugh wave
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