mickeyscouse: im not happy seeing all the christmas stuff
in the stores already crackers santa hats
ffs
anyway i cheered myself up bought myself
an early christmas present a 5 grand watch
niceone mate, who's rist did you rob it off?
tell you what tho mate,for 5 grand i wuld expect the watch to not only tel me the time,but to speak to me in a sudutive voice, wth a sexy accent even tho i cantspel it

whilst masarging my testicals, then only then would i consider splashing out 5 grand for a wach