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nope nothing that clever but i made me bed...made me son make his...and made his friends make me a cuppa........


result!!!!!

Yep, thats sure a result, getting a son to make his bed is no easy task

well done

thanks for that...trouble was he used 3 diff sheets b4 he found one he liked......

is that one of those games they play of doing it badly so that you dont ask them to do it again - little monkeys

Nah - S'just good psychology

Best O luck from Mike the Shitehawk

I know it don't count but I made the enemy mad....

I made a six tier wedding cake for a couple of friends a few weeks back. took me about 4 days to get the thing just right. it collapsed twice and one section ended up being hurled against a fridge door and another was stamped on after I messed up the detailing. still, it was good to try something a bit different although I don't think i'll be doing it again for a long time.

Made a couple of Jehova's witnesses mad today as was still Sabbath

I let them go on with the standard speil on the doorstep for about 3 minutes and then said I was a Jew -

Having said *Ailchem shalom* when I first saw them, I would have thought they might have taken the hint having been *educated* to such a standard greeting by the GoT-flog-Meister who teaches the *hard sell techniques* of *cold canvassing*

Mazel tov

Moishe

Sounds like the J.W's were a little slow on the uptake,there Mike.
Even i would have picked up on that phrase,having spent a few months working in a Kibbutz,back in 82.
It seemed the thing to do,back in those days. Enjoyed every minute of my time there.
Someone told me that hitch hiking was the national hobby.
We were never stuck for a lift,when we went to places on our days off.
As the Kibbutz was well inland,i used to like going to Ashquelon,on the coast.
I like the seaside!

Made myself comfortable with a nice bottle of Shiraz,while the England game was live on TV earlier.

I made egg carton catapillers with my girlfriends kids yesterday... Great fun!

Ahh bless1 SB, you are an angel!


I made my daughter and her friend (whom has stopped over since fri) Laugh so much with my awful singing on my daughters singstar on PS2 - And I thought I was doing ok too!!!

Ah shtik naches
A glick ahf dir

Hey, cudos on that one I made my daughters wedding cake, it was only three tiers and was difficult enough and so nerve wracking on the day Six tiers! Im impressed - was it sponge or fruit?

Way ta go Mike

another way to get rid of that lot is to tell them that you have been 'disfellowshipped' - works every time as they are not allowed to mix with 'undesirables'

awwwwww

hahaha, sounds like a fun weekend

very funny and why do jw,always call at meal times and will not accept a polite, no.top marks for their persistence,i must say

Ive just made (last 18 hrs) a right pigs ear of colouring my hair - i chose a nice sort of light brown colour, applied it then the phone rang

I only went 5 mins over the time and blimey!............ its ended up almost black and i hate it and have a special night coming up on Tuesday so promptly went into panic mode and washed it about 5 times on the run - left it to dry after that cos it was getting lateish last night so this morning I went on the internet looking for solutions..... amongst which, most prominent were lemon juice, washing up liquid and even dishwasher detergent so.................

I first used a whole bottle of lemon juice which really stung my bloody eyes like crazy and left that for half an hour - at which point i discovered you're only supposed to leave it 10 mins so then I decided on the dishwasher detergent and only had the tablets so melted one of those in boiling water and made it up to about 1/4 pint with washing up liquid and promptly applied to hair - left it 5 mins and started to wash it off which took some effort as by this time, the hair was more solid than strands and I was terrified that it was melted together or something - the texture of shredded wheat comes to mind only a bit more solid so in my panic i tipped half a bottle of conditioner on which did quickly relax it - i really was having visions at that point of having to get the lot cut off and get a wig for Tuesday - so now, its almost dry and hardly any change in colour whatsoever and it can bloody well stay that way too