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i love answering the door at my sisters house when the jehova's witnesses knock. my sister is a muslim, so i grab one of her hijab's and answer the door with a "salaam". always works. i havent made much today, except a mess. the woods were a lot muddier than i thought when i set off for my walk.

Id love to see their faces

Yeah Me too

my sister has more cheek than me, she starts preaching the qu'ran to them! hahahahah! she always says "allah be with you" when they leave. cheeky sod she is!

Oh aye.. Woods, mud.. 'walking'.. Do tell

Brilliant

I've just had a ish thought -

If we ALL keep on takin the piss out of the JW Godfloggers we coud get a warning from the CS ShutszStaffel Propaganda Furhers about religious mockery and get reported to the Watchtower HQ head shabang for discumknockeration (Doddy's Diddy word) Up yours Hitler
or whatever term Trish said it was when they do it to their Door to Door Sales reps if they speak to outsiders,

They could then stick us on the New National ID Heathens and Heretics register, for compulsory Euthenasic burning at the stake unless another carelss government puss hesd loses another 100,000 names on a Laptop left in a London Taxi driven by a balaclava wearing Taliban bomb plotter

discumknockeration have you been taking drugs Mike or is it a good single malt



they lost a load more stuff this weekend didnt they - strange set of coincidences if you ask me - army stuff this time i believe

With what I know and my great nephew just getting his Lance Corporals tape at 21 and a few days thanks to his CO and recommendations from Corporals and sergeants. I was not surprised -

BUT te good news is
Cpl Nyokis (Bad lads army) is a cousin of his mum and was his best man at his wedding last week.

He and everone in young Martin's regiment will know now I hit Richards pocket and do single malts PLURAL

Richard and I slagged each other off as all services do equally and we even had a mateloe to poke at after he started on me having hearing from the family ( My Bro in Law and my Nephew who is a DI in the Met) that I was an ex erk and bloody bolshy !! - After we slagged each other off equally alarmingly from when we were first introduced by my Bro In Law who outranked everyone else in young Martin's regiment as a Brigadier ex para and RCT, Tony was said after I left to have nearly made me (a *nearly military* as Richard called me) almost equal in vulgarity and matching insults to him and the ex RSM when I get going I am told, and it don't get much bolder than that for my reputation at my age .

Load-a-money

Bish bosh bash!!!

Have I made anything lately?


er.....a shitty version of the iceberg in Titanic!!!!!

Yep I know, definately

Id love to know how you did that one

Hiya Hun

to much imformation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I made it out of bed plus a cuppa, does that count

it sure does - especially now its getting colder in the mornings

I made it on to a stage last night at my graduation ceremony - piccies over on the international forums if anybody's interested

Congratulations Trish. Very impressive.
Like the hair colour,too!

oh yes, that was the special event I did it for........ Thank You the whole evening was very Harry Potter'ish

Congrats on the C & G Trish - Like the specs,

The new hat suits you and makes you look intelligent


MIke the Shitehawk

PS - which one of the Internationals ? I want a laugh