Canadians

jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
phoenix: I'll toss you for it



Always thought you were a tosser!!!!!!!!!!!!















LMAO sorry, but you lined yourself up for that one!!!!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
mychelle Toronto, Ontario Canada
muleguy52: Just what do you mean,by coming onto the U.K. Forum,and stirring up all this trouble?

Funny enough you should mention trouble. I had to wade through all this response(some good, some unbelievably violent, metaphorically) in order to get to yours.laugh Nothing is happening, so stir up something eh! It's not necessarily my nature to do something like that, what with all the help I get, metaphoricallylaugh
mychelle Toronto, Ontario Canada
mickeyscouse: are you serious??

why do i owe canadians an apology

the o/p asked a question

i answered a simple no

it seems you might owe
the americans and french
an apology

for your derogatory remarks

To be honest with you, your No was accepted as No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't need an apology, but others have a right to think that you do, that is if you have insulted their culture, or language.
In answering my question, it tells me plenty about You, no offense intended.
muleguy52 Liverpool, Merseyside, England UK
mychelle: Funny enough you should mention trouble. I had to wade through all this response(some good, some unbelievably violent, metaphorically) in order to get to yours. Nothing is happening, so stir up something eh! It's not necessarily my nature to do something like that, what with all the help I get, metaphorically

Thank you,mychelle,for your kind and generous words. All the more magnanamous,given the decidedly negative nature of many of the previous posts,in response to your perfectly innocent thread.

No doubt,when you approached the British Isles with your friendly overtures,it was in the belief that Britain was a developed civilization,and that it's citizenship had at least a modicum,of sophistication.
And i can well imagine,your dismay and disappointment,upon your discovery to the contrary.

I ask you to accept my word,that the squabbling rabble you had the awful misfortune to make acquaintance with,are not a true representation,of the British people.

Thus,it is in this vein,that while i feel it incumbent upon me,it is also with the very greatest of pleasure,that i extend the hand of friendship,to you,mychelle,and to all Canadian people.
teddybear
stew1 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
JoJo men are men dont think we will ever change but Mickey chewed the fat and was a gentleman to come back on that subject and I respect him for doing that, so maybe we are not all that bad after all us men, at least we talk straight and get sorted! applause handshake
stew1 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sorry buddy I am not British with due respect I am Scottish thank you with respect head banger
mychelle Toronto, Ontario Canada
muleguy52: Thank you,mychelle,for your kind and generous words. All the more magnanamous,given the decidedly negative nature of many of the previous posts,in response to your perfectly innocent thread.

No doubt,when you approached the British Isles with your friendly overtures,it was in the belief that Britain was a developed civilization,and that it's citizenship had at least a modicum,of sophistication.
And i can well imagine,your dismay and disappointment,upon your discovery to the contrary.

I ask you to accept my word,that the squabbling rabble you had the awful misfortune to make acquaintance with,are not a true representation,of the British people.

Thus,it is in this vein,that while i feel it incumbent upon me,it is also with the very greatest of pleasure,that i extend the hand of friendship,to you,mychelle,and to all Canadian people.

Than you for being so kind, by offering to extend the hand of friendship to me. I shall keep that in mind. It could come in very handy, should I need to to find my way around in your wondeful country.
P.S I have been to the UK before, so I am no stranger to the mass confusion of the English Language, eh!
mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
Mychelle

Here is another masterly piss take - *something* that I reckon the Canadians should be proud of showing the gullibilty of Americans and in particular their politicians rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo

wine

Mike angel The ShiteHawk

cheers



Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
mychelle: Hi,
Are British men interested in Canadian women?
If all the canadian men look like Bryan Adams in his younger day, I don't think I'd be looking at the british men anyway laugh
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
stew1: JoJo men are men dont think we will ever change but Mickey chewed the fat and was a gentleman to come back on that subject and I respect him for doing that, so maybe we are not all that bad after all us men, at least we talk straight and get sorted!


Yeah but he's still a red shite laugh
muleguy52 Liverpool, Merseyside, England UK
stew1: Sorry buddy I am not British with due respect I am Scottish thank you with respect

Sorry to hear that,Stew.
But i respect your sentiments.
Fancy a pint of 'heavy'? beer
stew1 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
LOL applause professor devil cool
stew1 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Nae prob bud Kin yi go ra distance rolling on the floor laughing head banger applause cheers beer peace



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
stew1: Sorry buddy I am not British with due respect I am Scottish thank you with respect



Sorry dude but scotland is part of britain so you are british...if you get a pass port..your nationality will say british....

I know where you are comming from but on paper you are british. Unless Alex Salmond gets his way.. I don't care one way or the other..I'm irish



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
Those this is totally off the main topic, I just wanted to share this:

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .

If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both doors unlocked,
You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumpers in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
And road construction,
You may live in Canada .

If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .

If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .

If you actually understand these jokes,
And forward them to all
Your Canadian friends & others,
You definitely live in Canada .
mindfful London Chicago, Illinois USA
am i the only one that sees it?

im thinkin phoenix and jojo should meet

dunno



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
mindfful: am i the only one that sees it?

im thinkin phoenix and jojo should meet


I have no idea what you meandunno
muleguy52 Liverpool, Merseyside, England UK
stew1: Nae prob bud Kin yi go ra distance

Sorry Stew,i am not much of a drinker myself.
But i have heard that Phoenix can 'put it away'.
And you could both have a nice conversation,about Alex Salmond 'getting his way',before passing into oblivion,from the accumulative effects,of the 'heavy'.
cheers



phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
muleguy52: Sorry Stew,i am not much of a drinker myself.
But i have heard that Phoenix can 'put it away'.
.


And to night MG i'll be probably doing the same as stew...having some plonk and beer while watching Man U v The Hoops..and i'm torn between to lovers...murphys law...



anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
phoenix: And to night MG i'll be probably doing the same as stew...having some plonk and beer while watching Man U v The Hoops..and i'm torn between to lovers...murphys law...


decisions, decisions.rolling on the floor laughing




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