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Well i'm an irish man and i'm interested in women..

I suppose you are not considering yourself British, are you?

No chance of bumping into this lady.....neither will you show me anything....lol

I was born on the island of ireland..makes me irish

thats some kit babe

Nice wig JoJo! it suits you nice improvement keep up the good work

Cheers bab!!!


Was just trying to keep up with that fecking thing you have on your head!!!!!!!!! BUT..... You beat me hands down, in the competition in - Who looks the silliest t**t with something on thier head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeez........ At least mine was only for Halloween!!!!!!!!!!

Oh No!! Please don't hate me for being witty?? Well no ... You won't - You will just hate me cos I am ENGLISH/BRITISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh deary me!! LOL

Cheers bab!!! Was just trying to keep up with that fecking thing you have on your head!!!!!!!!! At least mine was only for Halloween!!!!!!!!!! quote]

Jo - All Scots Regiments and especially their bands were always famed worldwide for playing stargled sheep, *banging* their drums, wearing silly hats and no knickers under their skirts all year round or wearing funny troo's

- Thing is even the RAF central band has for years looked like a bunch of similar bloody comediens in their titfers now so blame the MoD.

Mike The ShiteHawk

LOL mike But the RAF pipers were good so was their drill some of the best did you ken how Scot,s are called the lost tribe of Israel It's because we are all circumcised so oor willies dinnae rub oan that rough tartan oor kilts are made of! anyway the kilt stopped us pissin and other things in oor pants in battle and therefore dispatched the enemy in a quicker fashion by the way I was in action in Israel 66'67 so there MOD did'nt tell people that not even yet Mike! I can't be anti semetic my friend because I defended the other half of my tribe anyway Mike life is full of wee surprises is it not hope you guy's wore underpants under they blue troosers that weave was rough too

Thanks for the enlightnment Rabbi Stew

As it 'appens, I'm a part Jew on my late mothers family side (Draysons) who were German Swiss tailor immigrants who set up two shops in London in the late 18th century (Whitechapel & St Johns Wood)

Ancient philopshy
I never knew until today what you lot kept in the sporran apart from yer old foreskins, pipe tunin kit, money and the moths that tether it - Untill now -

It certainly explains why none of it sees the light of day and *your* story probably accounts for why the Scots Guards pipes sound like a bunch O buggered sheep too.

You must know the Central band's later joke - Why have the Welsh Guards band re-equipped with kilts ? - 'Cos the Mountain goats got use to the sound of zips so they went for *silent running* like Navy subs and the Scots.



Mike the Shitehawk

Good one Mike Och well your Mum's side cannot be blamed for the blue pantaloons the RAF wears cause it didnae exist then so yi canny blame them fur the chaffed boabies but we will take some credit for designing the Spitfire and producing the Rolls Royce Merlin engine and radar to spot the Hun and in the previous century Lord Kelvin split the atom at Glasgow University which made the UK a super power and as an added bit of Info we also invented the rifled barrel to help wipe out the poor Zulu Nation the list is too long All gid fun Mike by they way can you tell me what kind of interment the South African Boers were subjected to under our colonial rule I believe some other European Nation thought it was also a good idea roughly 60 years later Anyway Mike I think your Morris Dancers are duff wee jingles on their legs is it an national dress or what the Hun's would hear them cummin Anyway Mike good fun is what democracy is about

Hi Stew SIR
[but we will take some credit for designing the Spitfire and producing the Rolls Royce Merlin engine ]

Oh no - You won't No way - Facts in official books and I have plenty -

The Rolls Royce Merlin engine was MADE in Glasgow and other factories but it was NOT designed by any Scot. (Royce, Hives, Elliot, Hooker and Rubbra were not Scots) - It was a private venture engine developed from and directly influenced by the Schneider Trophy Rolls Royce R engie which, in 1933 was developed into the PV12 and from which came the first Merlin engine, which was also influenced by the RR Kestrel engine.

The Spitfire was undisputedly designed by - R.J. Mitchel who was born in Stoke of English parents.
It was not built in Scotland

I'm not even going to even comment on the African concentration camps which were carried out in Kenya in the 50's as well as in The Boer war.

As for Morris dancers - They compare wi yer heeland prancing, silly games like curling and tossing cabers for a laugh a minute laddie -

AND - Kelvin was indeed a Scot but he was honoured after delving into Cryogenics and that relates to low temperatures. He discovered what has been recogniesed as the lowest temperature achievable - Absolute ZERO. THUS - Expressed in Degrees Kelvin - 0 deg. Abs = -273 Deg. Celsius

Not for splitting atoms

SO - its clear to me am mere Erk that your IQ of minus 1 K = -274 is unique SIR and thus, suitable for canon fodder

Mike the ShiteHawk

PS - I think WE should start a military pisstakin thread - No civvies allowed
in case we gat banned or this thread gets locked

Lol Mike lets start a piss takin MOD site we were always cannon fodder awyway on the front line same today in Afgan we are used to that and we are good at it! I thank you for the regognition of our superior engineering skills as RR chose Glasgow Engineers to perfect their product( having served my time there ) tell me what was the Glasgow Sqd No. who were based at Abbotsinch? during WII was it 6 somthing it eludes me set up the thread Mike looking forward to that mate:handshake forgot about Kenya Where is going to end! Tak care mate dinnae jingle they wee bells too much noo cause ave got a bg caber look forward tae hearing from you for more debate

Sir WO Stew 1 asked which RAF squadron was based at Abbotsinch
and suggested I start the new piss takin thread - To that I say NO You started the war here so YOU start it there and I will joinin - YOUR turn

Hoever to the main question posed to me
Here is a potted history of 602 *City Of Glasgow squadron* R Aux AF

No 602 Squadron, the first Auxiliary Air Force Squadron, was formed on 12 September 1925 with its Headquarters at Renfrew Aerodrome. Initially equipped with DH9As it began to replace these with Fawns in September 1927, though the latter were in turn replace by Wapitis in 1929. In 1933 they moved to Abbotsinch. Harts began to arrive in February 1934 and the squadron re-equipped with Hinds in June 1936. On 1 November 1938 No 602 was redesignated an army co-operation squadron, but on 14 January 1939 this was changed to become a fighter unit, Gauntlets being received.

In April 1939 the Squadron was re-equipped with Spitfire's. - At the start of the war they moved first to Grangemouth and then to Drem. - It was from this station that Spitfire's from No 602 Squadron flew to attack enemy aircraft near the Forth Bridge on the 16th October 1939. - That afternoon they shot down a Junkers Ju 88 over the sea near Crail (this may well have been the first enemy aircraft to be shot down over Britain in the Second World War). The pilot was Flight Lieutenant George Pinkerton from Millerston, Glasgow.

602 Squadron moved from the Drem Satellite Station to Westhampnett, in the Tangmere Sector to exchange with No 145 Squadron on the 13th of August 1940.

I hope this is sufficient to educate a Skirt wearing Haggis chewin Bagpipe puffin Scot - if he can read it after a pint O single malt

Cheers from the Shitehawk @ Broadstairs

Yist going to get my malt Mike G Pinkerton went to the same school as me! thought it was 602 but didnie want tae open ma gub anyway bud your history is good and well informed ( a few factotums to correct you on though ) to the mechanical history but that can wait good fun going for a By the way Mike in Scotland fitters are turners labourers tak kare bud

Right from now on I am interested in canadian men .The british are either drunkers or the gays.

Just a tad of a sweeping generalisation, I for one am British, am not gay and cannot remember the last time I was drunk, probably about 6 years ago at a party.

Not all people are the same, male or female, in this country or any other.

But I hope you find what your looking for

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