Unashamed sales pitch - Shufti my profile :wink:

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mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
Unashamed sales pitch
For a non ageist UK, American and Canadian lady wink

I have just uploaded more pics for you gals to shufti on my profile with captions
take a shufti and come and ride with me.

Don't all rush laugh



lisalee1960 st pauls, Majjistral Malta
mike you are a ladys man



tinaferrara gozo, Gozo Malta
nothing wrong with letting people know, go for it
mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
lisalee1960: mike you are a ladys man

wave Hi Lisa
Oh Oh - Thanks - I think - blushing

That's tipped my scales and disturbed my equilibrium confused

I've been called many things in my life - some good yay
some bad very mad
and others indeifferent rolling on the floor laughing

but never that wink help devil

I would buy you several wine wine wine wine wine at dinner and see what happend wink grin -

Shame I/we can't see a mugshot -

- Only Muslim women wear full Burkhas which gets bloody suspicious around aeroplanes rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

cheers from Mike angel
the Shitehawk @ Broadstairs Kent
trish123 Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Nice piccies Mike thumbs up my dog gets comfy in the bed like your cat is doing - or he sometimes gets under the quilt at the top then makes his way down and sticks his head out at the bottom - will get a piccie soon laugh



no1brightongirl brighton, East Sussex, England UK
trish i saw him first
mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
trish123: Nice piccies Mike my dog gets comfy in the bed like your cat is doing - or he sometimes gets under the quilt at the top then makes his way down and sticks his head out at the bottom - will get a piccie soon


Thanks Trish - Glad you like the piccies thumbs up

Some people get horrified at that re the dog or even the thought.
I even get moral rectitude lectures from some puss heads when they see the Piwakit pic - (Her real name is Minnie) - But the thing many of the *you must nots* don't realise is that a Cat's mouth and hygeine has been said by experts to be far cleaner than that of many humans. laugh

They don't like being reminded of it but to me it's a boiler room torpedo !! devil

If the animals are in clean condition and we are happy about it I give 'em that plus the standard industrial one word final answer (B plural) thumbs down grin

wine
MIke angel the Shitehawk
mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
no1brightongirl: trish i saw him first


Oh yeah - rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I am calling your bluff here kiss and NOW

You've had the chance to put yer money where YOUR mouth is before, more than once and off list too, even though I forget dunno what you said yer handle was

NOW - Lets ALL see that bloody mugshot first eh ? grin grin as I said B4 Muslim;s in Burkah's are bloody suspicious around Aeroplanes - or even
Electric Bikes

AND just remember, it's not long for me get to Brighton in the Dennis Chariot for a hug, hug several drinks wine wine wine wine and dinner to chat LIVE wink with angel the REAL Shitehawk
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Go on Mike, get in there my son! laugh
trish123 Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
no1brightongirl: trish i saw him first


hahaha - I hope we dont come to blows over this grin
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
trish123: hahaha - I hope we dont come to blows over this


I'm sure that won't be needed... Mike is a good guy, I'm sure he'll share himself around fairly
trish123 Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
mike1937: Thanks Trish - Glad you like the piccies

Some people get horrified at that re the dog or even the thought.
I even get moral rectitude lectures from some puss heads when they see the Piwakit pic - (Her real name is Minnie) - But the thing many of the *you must nots* don't realise is that a Cat's mouth and hygeine has been said by experts to be far cleaner than that of many humans.

They don't like being reminded of it but to me it's a boiler room torpedo !!

If the animals are in clean condition and we are happy about it I give 'em that plus the standard industrial one word final answer (B plural)


MIke the Shitehawk


Yeah, I agree and besides, its not a problem to me and thats what counts haha - its my bed and I say what goes (or doesnt) laugh

the computer is in the same room though and the bed never stays tidy for more than half an hour, I think he thinks its actually his bed though - hes only little, it isnt a problem......

Last week though I looked after a friends English Bull Terrier and she was a problem laugh

she was smelly as anything and pretends to be deaf grin

A friend stayed over on friday and as I was making up the other bed n putting a clean cover on the quilt, the big daft brute decided to start playing, its hard enough putting quilt covers on at the best of times but when a flippin great lummox decides to lie on it all halfway through and staunchly refuses to move, it makes the job a whole lot harder laugh grin
trish123 Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Seabiscuit: I'm sure that won't be needed... Mike is a good guy, I'm sure he'll share himself around fairly


true enough grin
mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
Seabiscuit: I'm sure that won't be needed... Mike is a good guy, I'm sure he'll share himself around fairly


Well Thanks for that moral support Cap'n handshake - thumbs up

BTW FWIW Your latest mugshot's a real improvement on the Mafiosi image grin

I TRIED a while ago to suggest a SOUTH meet up so you and me could see what the Muslim CS birds look like without their bloody Burkhas on, if you remember?

That went down like a pork chop in a syangogue and wouldnit it be a surprise if your mate Anglo turns up on this gig now ? devil
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
cheers

Mike
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
mike1937: Well Thanks for that moral support Cap'n -

BTW FWIW Your latest mugshot's a real improvement on the Mafiosi image

I TRIED a while ago to suggest a SOUTH meet up so you and me could see what the Muslim CS birds look like without their bloody Burkhas on, if you remember?

That went down like a pork chop in a syangogue and wouldnit it be a surprise if your mate Anglo turns up on this gig now ?



Mike


An meet up would be quite cool Mike, maybe worth getting a list of people that are interested.. I would be, depending on when.
muleguy52 Liverpool, Merseyside, England UK
Seabiscuit: Go on Mike, get in there my son!

Yeah,i knew that Mike would have them all queuing up,in the end.
mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
Seabiscuit: An meet up would be quite cool Mike, maybe worth getting a list of people that are interested.. I would be, depending on when.


OK by me professor
BUT - AS you have been on here damn sight longer than me and are the Muslim birds' and the ones who show their mugs favourite toy boy, laugh

I suggest YOU try and get it up and running this time instead conversing

Count me in BUT - I will watch the spectacle eh and add Con-Structive comments in my own inimitabe style ? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing - It could get Shakespearean or
even Allo Allo-earan given enough ammo devil

cheers Mike
trish123 Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Seabiscuit: An meet up would be quite cool Mike, maybe worth getting a list of people that are interested.. I would be, depending on when.


sadly its too far for me or I would love to meet you all moping
mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
muleguy52: Yeah,i knew that Mike would have them all queuing up,in the end.



Cheers and I reckon if enuff Muslims de veil we can *all* share the pleasures and horrors rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing banana banana banana
mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
trish123: sadly its too far for me or I would love to meet you all


Trish - You could travel by National Express Coaches from Man central to London Victoria and from there anywhere else -

For instance If you wanted a weekend in Thanet at a decent hotel here in Broadstairs Nat EX coaches run every hour to and from here to LDN Vic Coach station every day.

The full journey from Man at 0930 until arrival in Broadstairs at 1800 ish is done in two bits and is about £54 RETURN fare and that is a damn sight cjheaper than rail

The time is not a lot greater by coach either in your case.
I checked that journey out for an ex RAF mate who lives in Manchester and he came and stayed at the Fayreness Hotel Kinsgate back in the summer over a week end because he wanted to specifically go to the Spit and Hurri museam and the other one at RAF Manston and the BoB museum at Hawkinge, nr Folkestone so he came for a week and we went to Biggin and others.

So don't give up that easily asits defeatest

Regards
Mike




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