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Looks like I'm out of work, anything from your part of the world, anything considered, sexual innuendo a speciality, and a willingness to work 25 hours a day.

thank you for showing an interest the official receiver has no vacancies at present for a cross dressing transexual helicopter pilot with skills in hypnosis he would however forward your interst to a mr frank n furter c/o rocky horror for his attention. i wish you a speedy recovery THE LEISURE

a million, buy a house in lovely jersey

Can *I* the Shitehawk come and visit you THERE instead of here then please ?

Mike

You could fly over in the "Seafire". just pray the wings don't fold up in mid air

Doubtless true if it had been restored by a civvy jockey or egg whisk operator instead of someone properly qualified to work on it

Mike the Shitehawk

Possibly true, but how many of those guys are still around Mike, mind you I do know of one person who not only has the skills but the knowledge as well, Ex Fleet Air Arm


Bet thats raised an interest Mike hey

Not really and this is no place to compare notes on actual type experience.

Dear leisure 07.
I am simply aghast,that you should think me so irresponsible.
There was never any possibility, of endangering the public at large,by Kevina piloting an helicopter,whilst under the influnce of hypnosis.
In fact,the only vehicle that Kevina will be fit to pilot from now on,is my wheely bin.

On this basis,i am sure you needn't trouble ,and impinge on the valuable time,of The Official Receiver,to interest themselves in the affairs of Muleguy Enterprises P.L.C.

And,just to show that i am keeping to the thread,£1 Million would be spent refurbishing my luxury ocean going yacht, M.V. Muleguy 1st.
Muleguy.
Chairman.
Muleguy Enterprises P.L.C.

the official receiver the VAT man the customs and excise man the vice squad air traffic control and the royal navy were interseted in your comments think they want a word with you.kev and anglo have never heard of you.(think they have been dabbling in that hypno stuff )

the leisure 0

Sounds like i've got some explaining to do,then.
Still,overcoming obstacles is my hobby. Breaks up the monotony.
Nothing 'The Mule' can't handle.

NO1,i think you would look very nice,in lovely jersey.
But, if you are buying a house,you might do better to wear a smart trouser suit,or something like that.

have you ever thought of doing standup your hilarios such an imagination your right you can handle anything

Thanks,Leisure 07!
Very kind of you to say that,in the circumstances.

Does this mean i have your permission to persue various matters of unfinished business,in your "a million,what's in your dream part 1 "?

As both Anglophile and Kevina are paying strict observance to your banishing order,(which of coure,is all very proper and correct),unless you rescind it,i will have no option but to sail for Antigua,on board M.V. Muleguy 1st.,where i am to rendevous with 8 beautiful Goddesses,without them.

After all,it would be such a pity to disappoint Anglophile,who was SO looking forward to the trip.
And to getting her vengeful hands on that treacherous goodfornought degenerate,Kevina.
And of course,she would lose her £5 million per annum income.

You would'nt want to be responsible for that,now,would you?
She might forget about Kevina,and come looking for YOU!

And so,we are in your hands.

Muleguy.
Chairman.
Muleguy Enterprises. P.L.C.

having taken careful consideration the winding up of your enterprise has been temporary suspended on the condition that you use M.V 1ST to search for the helicopter, kevs crashed it somewhere (under the influence)

Sorry

Got distracted, had Richard Branson on the phone, seems he wants me to sail his boat back from Bermuda,

Better offer than Muly, even if the boat has lost its spinnaker

Oh and the mainsail

Oh and the Fore mast

And apparently the rudder needs looking at, but hey, its cool.

Thankyou,Liesure 07.
But that operation has already been undertaken,and accomplished.

At the time of this letter,Kevina is probably half way to Monaco,by now.
Fully hypnotised,heavily sedated,and trussed up like a chicken, in a cage,aboard one of my container ships.(Full of other trussed up chickens,in cages.)

Upon reaching his destination at Monaco,he is assured of a very warm welcome,from Anglophile,and myself.
Thankyou for raising the 'Green Flag',for us to continue with proceedings,in Part 1.

Wish us Bon Voyage!

Muleguy.
Chairman.
Muleguy Enterprises. P.L.C.