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Come to think of it I will need to know all the competitors vitals in order to get the kinis ready in time

No, I'm deadly serious have my heart set on having his brain pickled and preserved in a jar on my mantelpiece for halloween

Sorted my weapons out too.. extra big boxing gloves disguised as pink pompoms -> and a sharp prong as a back up

I'll also have a pink bikini made out of pompoms and tassles

So - You quoted yours ** 38D-30-38. No crazy patterns please. **
Angel and Zella haven't YET

BUT - I took a shufti at Angel's profile n pics - You and the Welsh lady are undoubtedly both built for comfort rather than speed (like the Dennis Chariot)

That means you two would theoritically squash poor Zella unless she does a Lola Ferrari overnight or there are two paralell contests and JoJo joins in and has a bash at Zella for Steve's vitals

Nonethelesss I, the Shitehawk still thinks it'll be worth the trip to see all four of you covered in muddy-upducky

Here's to you though
MIke

That doesn't sound too good I knew I should have stuck to being the referee

Now now Mike, they don't need to be thinking about my vitals.. Nor do they need to know... Don't want them distracted do we?

Here is a topical off the cuff poem

My dear lady Zella
You've played here for the Fella
And said that you wanted his vital
But now its clear seen even by a Nite hawk
That you now are suddenly getting all Yella
So if Jojo69 joins in 'Twill be good for her title
and make bloody fine pics for the Shitehawk

(With apologies to Kay Ryan)

oi leave me vitals outta it....i never brake me nose when i fall over

ok whats SB sorted then......

the welsh are a-waiting!!!!!!!

mike,

ive more than enough to go round......

now i want a princess kininininin.....

arrange that my good man SB......

something designer i think would fit the bill......................

Too right I don't risk getting my vitals squashed for anything

Oh well - What I said was right - He should get orf up to ULLvia Birmingham

I'll have to settle for watchin and takin pics of Anglo and Angel's built for comfort rather than speed vitals when their scrap is arranged then

Mike

You're thinking of this backwards, SB. It wouldn't be a distraction. It would be keeping an eye on the prize.

As I noted before, brilliance does it for me...so what is your IQ?

My IQ? Erm... hard to say as I've only ever had it measured in inches

Sweet!!! You know when they don't give you a straight answer it's because it's a really big number and they want to remain humble.

I am definintely winning this match.

I think it's best I don't say and let you make your own mind up

Well, from the brilliance of your previous posts, yep, I would definitely say it's a high number.

Well anything above 10-12 is potentially dangerous

any man with an IQ above that is lying

That works on so many levels.

I was talking about an Intelligence Quotient but when men think with their "other head" they may only have an IQ of 10-12.

I'm clever but not that clever