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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
uptall: Oh, that' ok then......I've got lots of metal and leather things...bet it's nice in your dungeon have you got a prayer bench and some stocks i can put you in.....how about a teachers pet...think you will look nice in that what about some nice edible knickers..yum-yum...oh what fun i will have at my flag party..........

...............................am comin for ya..... ..
I will look good enough to eat, as always the angel that I am. Even my halo is made purely of white chocolate laugh

Don't worry I've got plenty of prayer books for YOU... You'll need them when YOU ARE locked up in my stocks at MY uk celebrations professor

rolling on the floor laughing



Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
uptall: The ceilings ok up here Zell.....
Are you sure about that dunno It looks a bit weak on your photo of you playing your banjo in your cave doh I mean living room professor
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
uptall: Oh S/B you best get that seen too............it's not good for ya mate!!


It's cool... The Dr advised a course of action to me that will sort it out, something apparantley called beer goggles..
uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Zellarrone1: I will look good enough to eat, as always the that I am. Even my halo is made purely of white chocolate

Don't worry I've got plenty of prayer books for YOU... You'll need them when YOU ARE locked up in my stocks at MY celebrations


That's bench...not book......your making me hungry nowwink .....laugh and you always look good enough to eat to mewink cumpointing the day ....i will enjoy you.....oh what a party i'll have.....lots of cream also i thinkwink ............sigh yes



Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
Seabiscuit: It's cool... The Dr advised a course of action to me that will sort it out, something apparantley called beer goggles..
Nah, those thick lensed things nerd wouldn't do you justice laugh



Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
uptall: That's bench...not book......your making me hungry now ..... and you always look good enough to eat to me cum the day ....i will enjoy you.....oh what a party i'll have.....lots of cream also i think ............ yes
Don't worry about the bench, I have a golden one to match my halo innocent You'll need plenty of prayer books too, just as well you have plenty to bring with you laugh
uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Seabiscuit: It's cool... The Dr advised a course of action to me that will sort it out, something apparantley called beer goggles..




I had some ....... there ok till ya take em off.......rolling on the floor laughing laugh
uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Zellarrone1: Don't worry about the bench, I have a golden one to match my halo You'll need plenty of prayer books too, just as well you have plenty to bring with you


what i'm i bringing....and what size... are we talking S/Mpointing
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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
uptall: what i'm i bringing....and what size... are we talking S/M
............................
Yes, we're talking S/M or even large size prayer books. You'll have plenty of time to read them whilst you're held captive in my shiny stocks for days on end tongue

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uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Zellarrone1: Are you sure about that It looks a bit weak on your photo of you playing your banjo in your cave I mean living room


Yes am surewink .........you starting to worry now...laugh
uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Zellarrone1: Yes, we're talking S/M or even large size prayer books. You'll have plenty of time to read them whilst you're held captive in my shiny stocks for days on end



Arrrrrr....you talk the talk.... i just remembered where your computer is.....you stay there i'm on my way..wink ...........tongue



Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
uptall: Yes am sure .........you starting to worry now...
Sure, I'm worried...

pointing Has no wish to end up buried under a pile of rubble laugh
uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Zellarrone1: Sure, I'm worried...

Has no wish to end up buried under a pile of rubble



arrr..chicken ...just think of the fun..and what a way to go..tongue
anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
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I can't believe all the fun I missed while I was sleep catching some "zzz".

baileysqueen kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
omg so did i how have i missed all the girl on girl fun and where has jojo gone she is my lap dancing buddy!
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
baileysqueen: omg so did i how have i missed all the girl on girl fun and where has jojo gone she is my lap dancing buddy!


I'm sure it can be arranged again... wink



Kevint Worcester, Home of the sauce, West Midlands, England UK
baileysqueen: omg so did i how have i missed all the girl on girl fun and where has jojo gone she is my lap dancing buddy!


Yes good point, where has Jojo gone, hope she's ok, she seems to have a strong character so guess she is sorting herself out.




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