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uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:26 AM CST : For males



I see you've bin gettin flowers .....and not openin them....that mans not very happy with ya.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh give him a bitcomfort poor manrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:30 AM CST : For males
uptall: I see you've bin gettin flowers .....and not openin them....that mans not very happy with ya....... give him a bit poor man




he had no patience.............just in from the school run and needed a coffee etc...............bloody womans work is never done!!!!laugh laugh
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uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:39 AM CST : For males
uglysister: he had no patience.............just in from the school run and needed a coffee etc...............bloody womans work is never done!!!!



Thought that was how you liked it....etc wink .don't you drive ???

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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:41 AM CST : For males
uptall: Thought that was how you liked it....etc .don't you drive ???

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my boys up the wall yes .........but a car no.

thats why ive got legs like tree trunks.................walk everywhere!!!laugh laugh tongue
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uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:51 AM CST : For males
uglysister: my boys up the wall yes .........but a car no.

thats why ive got legs like tree trunks.................walk everywhere!!!



Tree trunkswowso it'll take something to make you tremble thenwink


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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:54 AM CST : For males
uptall: Tree trunksso it'll take something to make you tremble then ......................



yip got strong roots...................take something special to make the earth move for me!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:59 AM CST : For males
uglysister: yip got strong roots...................take something special to make the earth move for me!!!


Well your trying...and there could be a storm any day now.wink




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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:03 AM CST : For males
uptall: Well your trying...and there could be a storm any day now.

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in a tea cup in my casecrying crying moping moping
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rizlared Pisa, Tuscany Italy
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:06 AM CST : For males
uglysister: in a tea cup in my case


Hey you never know what is around the corner, life has a habit of doing things when we least expect it
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uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:13 AM CST : For males
uglysister: in a tea cup in my case




No, Coffee cup......laugh ....now you just stop thatcrying pointing

just look at all the men you got on here now after youshimmy pointing


i think professor your doing ok...don't youwink


yay yay yay .......laugh
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:16 AM CST : For males
rizlared: Hey you never know what is around the corner, life has a habit of doing things when we least expect it



well i wish it would get on with it then..............im a woman..........no patience










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rizlared Pisa, Tuscany Italy
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:20 AM CST : For males
uglysister: well i wish it would get on with it then..............im a woman..........no patience



Well you have to help it along, push some buttons and see what happens, nothing ventured nothing gainedlaugh laugh
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phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:25 AM CST : For males
uglysister: i wish get on with it ..............im a woman..........no patience


Well hello I'm Johnny Cash....
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:28 AM CST : For males
rizlared: Well you have to help it along, push some buttons and see what happens, nothing ventured nothing gained



ive got repetitive strain injury...............and still nothingrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:30 AM CST : For males
uptall: No, Coffee cup...... ....now you just stop that

just look at all the men you got on here now after you i think your doing ok...don't you .......



just after my banter and good humourblues blues laugh laugh
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:30 AM CST : For males
phoenix: Well hello I'm Johnny Cash....




Johnny Cash???.............confused confused
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rizlared Pisa, Tuscany Italy
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:34 AM CST : For males
uglysister: ive got repetitive strain injury...............and still nothing


Boy I know about that, my right arm is killing me



Oops did I say that out loud

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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:36 AM CST : For males
rizlared: Boy I know about that, my right arm is killing me
Oops did I say that out loud




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uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:39 AM CST : For males
uglysister: just after my banter and good humour



me alsothumbs up .............uh oh
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:44 AM CST : For males
uptall: me also .............



so im getting repetitive strain injury for nothing???moping moping

ok im off to study osmosis and photosynthesisconfused confused crying crying
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