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rizlared Pisa, Tuscany Italy
uglysister: i went for a quiet one last time...............and believe me he was worse!!! so now im just plodding along and see what happens.


You can't just leave it like that, we need more detailslaugh laugh

Quiet as in boring?

Quiet as in the quiet ones are the ones to watch out forlaugh laugh



uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
rizlared: You can't just leave it like that, we need more details

Quiet as in boring?

Quiet as in the quiet ones are the ones to watch out for



quiet as in if i said what i really thought of him id be removedrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

quiet as in you sure do have to watch out for them...........sneaky slimy little suckers!!!!!very mad very mad very mad
rizlared Pisa, Tuscany Italy
uglysister: quiet as in if i said what i really thought of him id be removed

quiet as in you sure do have to watch out for them...........sneaky slimy little suckers!!!!!


I think you have confused quiet with braindead

He obviously didn't appreciate what he had, very foolish in my humble view

But not all quiet ones are bad, or quiet all the time blushing



uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
rizlared: I think you have confused quiet with braindead

He obviously didn't appreciate what he had, very foolish in my humble view

But not all quiet ones are bad, or quiet all the time


i dont mind quiet at all or loud for that matter.............its unfaithful, decietful, sleazy, boring, lazy and useless in bed that i take exception to!!!!!!very mad very mad very mad very mad very mad
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Angel_Diva: so did we ever find out which was more important


I dunno, but if we haven't found out I am happy to volunteer myself to the cause in orer to find out..

I will have kisses, cuddles and sex with all our female members and then report back.. Who's first?
rizlared Pisa, Tuscany Italy
uglysister: i dont mind quiet at all or loud for that matter.............its unfaithful, decietful, sleazy, boring, lazy and useless in bed that i take exception to!!!!!!



we should get on well then cause 5 out 6 is not bad


But would admit the last one could be a miss match, cause I'm far better in the kitchen especially if the washing machine is on, kind of two in one if you get my driftblushing, on the stairs, in the living room, in the bathroom, in fact pretty much anywhere and everywhere except the bedroom, I just sleep there
as I get so knackered chasing people all round the rest of the da*n house

laugh laugh
rizlared Pisa, Tuscany Italy
Seabiscuit: I dunno, but if we haven't found out I am happy to volunteer myself to the cause in orer to find out..

I will have kisses, cuddles and sex with all our female members and then report back.. Who's first?





Thank heavens you qualified that statement I was genuinely frightened for a momentjaw drop
Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
rizlared: Thank heavens you qualified that statement I was genuinely frightened for a moment


Behave... You know you were excited



uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
rizlared: we should get on well then cause 5 out 6 is not badBut would admit the last one could be a miss match, cause I'm far better in the kitchen especially if the washing machine is on, kind of two in one if you get my drift, on the stairs, in the living room, in the bathroom, in fact pretty much anywhere and everywhere except the bedroom, I just sleep there
as I get so knackered chasing people all round the rest of the da*n house



god that hoover sure gives you the run around!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



FreedomLover Everett, Washington USA
rizlared: Ah but the hug when still warm from the after glow is better


Hey, a modern man!banana
rizlared Pisa, Tuscany Italy
FreedomLover: Hey, a modern man!


But with old fashioned valueswave
rizlared Pisa, Tuscany Italy
uglysister: god that hoover sure gives you the run around!!


Oh the stories I could tell you about my Dyson, but these are not for the ears of someone so young and innocent as you, besides they would make you blush and run from melaugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh



uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
rizlared: Oh the stories I could tell you about my Dyson, but these are not for the ears of someone so young and innocent as you, besides they would make you blush and run from me



now i am intriguedscold scold you cannot leave it there!!

whats a wee blush between friendshug hug

im very sweet and innocent but hey im open to a little gentle corruption lrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
rizlared Pisa, Tuscany Italy
uglysister: now i am intrigued you cannot leave it there!!

whats a wee blush between friends

im very sweet and innocent but hey im open to a little gentle corruption l


Oh if I was but 10 years youngerlaugh I would whisper such delights to you


Beside I would get banned if I was to write such erotica on an open forumrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
rizlared: Oh if I was but 10 years younger I would whisper such delights to youBeside I would get banned if I was to write such erotica on an open forum


spoil sport!!tongue tongue tongue
mychelle Toronto, Ontario Canada
Seabiscuit: I dunno, but if we haven't found out I am happy to volunteer myself to the cause in orer to find out..

I will have kisses, cuddles and sex with all our female members and then report back.. Who's first?

Not
me
mychelle Toronto, Ontario Canada
rizlared: Oh if I was but 10 years younger I would whisper such delights to youBeside I would get banned if I was to write such erotica on an open forum


you
are
that
good?rolling on the floor laughing
mychelle Toronto, Ontario Canada
rizlared: Oh the stories I could tell you about my Dyson, but these are not for the ears of someone so young and innocent as you, besides they would make you blush and run from me

rolling on the floor laughing thats
what
you
call
it?
mychelle Toronto, Ontario Canada
uptall: Maybe..................................

probablywave
uptall durham, Durham, England UK
mychelle: probably


Maybe.................................wave




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