jojo69: Quote for the day:
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of sh*t.'
A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60 miles per hour.
The wife behind the wheel,Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years...but i what a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases the speed to 65mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says "because i've been having an affair with your best friend, and she is a far better lover than you are". Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75mph. He pushes his luck. " I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 80mph " And" he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat !. The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies in a quiet voice. "No, i've got everything i need." she says, "Oh really", he enquires, "so what have you got?" just before they slam into the wall at 85mph, the wife turns to him and smiles, "The airbag"...........................
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Moral of the story: "Women are crazy ! ! ! don't mess with them !!!!!
