vinny1967: An Englishman a Frenchman and an Irishman are drinking in a bar in New York. Like all get togethers they start arguing about their respective nationalities & which nations men could get a woman going better.
The Frenchman stood up and said that the French were the most romantic in the World and the way they would get a woman going is as follows. The man would come in from work where his partner would have a gourmet dinner ready for him. They would open a couple of bottles of wine, eat, drink, talk & gaze at each other over candlelight. Then he would pick her up, bring her to the bedroom and lay her on the bed.
He would then slowly undress her, kiss her on the lips, kiss her on the neck, kiss her on the chest and kiss her down under and it would really get her going.
The Englishman agreed with most of this but instead of staying home he stated that you had to bring her out. He would pick her up in his Aston Martin and bring her to the top restaurant in London. Then they would go clubbing slugging Bollinger all night. He would then bring her home to his penthouse and lay her on the bed. He would undress her, kiss her on the lips, kiss her on the neck, kiss her on the chest & then kiss her down under and it really gets her going.
The Irishman looked at the two of them as if they are mad and they ask well how would you get a woman going ? He said that on Friday (payday) he would go to the pub with the lads & have about 15 pints of Guinness. He would go to the chipper on the way home. When he arrives in his wife starts giving out to him and throws his burnt dinner at him. He picks her up and brings her to the bedroom where they proceed to have sex. 3 minutes later when he is finished he gets up and wipes his d*** on the curtains and it really GETS HER GOING !!!!!!
