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on yes............and i would be rather surprised if most parents havent been embarrassed by thier kids at some point.

i went to visit my friend(who isnt very domesticated) with my youngest in tow................he announced in his loudest and most angelic voice...................this place is a mess, i think you need to do some cleaning open up ground and swallow me please!!!

awww bless....i have a nice shovel if ya ever need it......

my oldest on a crowded bus one day - "mummy, hasnt that man got a really funny face" ......

couldve done with your shovel that day for sure

its here ready for anyone who wants it....,

No kids for me so no... But! I apparantley did it to my Mum on a bus once.. Sat there when a black man got on and I in all my glory shouted..

'Uurgghh Mum, that man is really dirty!!'

Luckily he saw the funny side I'm told

You poor things. My face is red for you all.

I don't have kids but a story that fits here.

My mother was big on threats. Her favor was "Behave or I'll beat you to death".

Well, one day at church my mother delivers her usual threat of "Be quiet or I'll beat you to death" just before the service begins.

My brother was sitting there looking at the stain-glass windows talking to himself about the baby Jesus and such when it dawned on him that he was talking. So right in the middle of the sacrements he yells at the top of his lungs "Mom, are you going to beat me to death?" The priest stops, puts down the chalis, and turns around and says, "I certainly hope not". My mom said she just wanted to run one way and his Godmother wanted to run the other.

I read the post about baby P who was beaten to death by his mother, her boyfriend, and their lodger.

My sincere apologies. My story is in bad taste giving the timing of the situation. Please forgive me.

not to worry, you didnt know.

Thank you, you're very kind.

I just feel sick.

Well the award for "Arse of the Year" has just been awarded.

you are not alone.................i have a very bad habit of puting my foot in it too..................without meaning it.

I used to joke with my daughter every once in a while.

When she used to pester me endlessly, with "Dad..Dad..Dad..Dad..can I have...have we got...will ya get.."..I used to say to her...

'Im not ya bloody Dad...your Dad was the milkman."

This was an on-going joke between us.

Then one Friday afternoon....there was a knock at the door...so she went and answered it.
The milkman had come to collect his weekly.....and Key shouted into the living room, where I was sitting..

"DAAAD...me Dads at the door"

The look on the milkmans face was priceless....

Serves me right....smart ass kids...

Hey everyone, by the way...

oh have ya been somewhere....

Well, Im going to be drinking a few of these. I've been told the alcohol helps numb the mouth so I won't be able to speak.

Ive been AWOL according to you......

mmm...............maybe i should follow your lead

You're welcome to join me.

cheers