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That is too funny

I have a friend who was really embarassed when she had company over. Her daughter had in her hand a pair of my friend's dirty panties from the laundry room and was dragging it around the living room in front of the guests.

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I had a friend she always used to call her baby boy little plonker. Hardly ever by his name .
I never understood why she did that.

Anyhow one day we all went out shopping her son was nearly 2 years old by then . A women asked him what his name was and he proudly said "Plonker".

My friend could have died there and then.

But after that she always called him by his name Zaki...............


(the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.)

angel thinks about chaning her user name to plonker!!!!

changing..............................

i dunno bout burying myself, maybe the kid tho
about 6 months ago in asda we was at the checkout and the lady behind the counter hd a really huge dark hairy mole on her cheek and jordan was just staring at her open mouthed, and kept saying "mummy whats that", i think i listed every piece of shopping going through the till in hopes he'd just accept something random and stopped staring i really could have died there and then, i dont think i made eye contact with the woman once

my youngest embarresses me every time we go shopping, not by what he says but... he aways manages to pull my top down, so I end up having to hold it to my neck while pushing the trolley one handed. I always feel like dying when everyone in the store has had a good flash of my bra