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There are a few things that you can do to improve your "looks". And they don't involve surgery either:

1 don't worry about what women can do for you. Concentrate on what you can do for the women that you meet

2 maintain a positive outlook and a sunny disposition

3 become a business tycoon and earn yourself a million or two

4 join a band

5 appear regularly on TV

6 become an MP

7 go to Thailand where lots of women will keep telling you what a "hansum man" you are


And if none of that works for you, you could just decide that your happiness does not depend on what women think of you. Your happiness depends upon what you think of yourself - and surely you think you're a very special guy? And being a special guy is reason enough to be happy.

Okay I am going to be brutishly honest here, but no offence intended.

1, Get some fresh photos, pref outdoors, and make sure they are in focus and you look smart

2, Re write your profile, completely and not in Capitals, just put your own words what kind of person you are, don't make a shopping list, and don't try to be sexy in your profile, it makes you sound like a pervert.

Then describe what kind of woman your looking for, don't be precise, just a rough idea, but let them know that you want a specific type, not that your so desperate you will take anything that has a pulse.

Dating sites really work, but you have to stand out from the rest, make the woman your interested become interested in knowing you.

Hope this helps, I can see many on this site that would be a good match for you, but not with the profile you have at this moment.

Dashes in, crowns lint874 official forum Agony Uncle Tiptoes out of thread again

You givin up your agony aunt crown then Zell

Who am I going to turn to with my sex and dating probs now....

Can't tell lint874.....he's a bloke and we are shite at things like that...

See what I mean..... poor Deano is goin to end up on the X factor...Dragons Den....or
get mistaken for Gary Glitter in friggin Thailand

this guy has giving fantastic advice lots of people comment on my profile that it makes them laugh cause i just worte spontaneously.
photos that are obviously taken from a web cam are a no no it seems like you have no normal photos or that you don't go out! pictures outside defo!
OMG what you have written about the girl you want dear god that would scare me the hell away thats what you write to a girl when you know them well not just for anyone to look at!

there always have to be some general physical attraction it does help greatly in a relationship you have obviously just met extremely shallow mean women on here.

if you have been here 3 years and not found anything close to what you were hoping i would try another method go out somewhere meet more people through mutual friends. hope this helps if not i apologise. good luck on your search

Thankfully I am far too old for you! If I had been younger there is no way I would make contact with someone with a profile like yours. I know it's difficult knowing what to write but yours sounds like a page out of a soft porn mag. Complete turn off. Personally I always think 'groper' when someone says they are tactile. How do you know you are a good kisser? Those who are don't usually advertise it.

Looks are only part of the whole person, my last husband was balding with a dent in his head from a childhood accident, didn't put me off, I was drawn to his personality. Take earlier advice and re-write your profile, it's not doing you any favours.

Noo, I'm still holding onto my Agony Aunt Crown.

Just given it a good polish so it's shining extra brightly ->

lint874 and I are going to share joint ownership of our new venture "Partners in Agony"


So many problems on here that we'll probably have to work some kind of rota out... I'll be busy solving problems during the day, then he will take over on the nightshift

I've just had a skeg at your profile and agree with the others that your profile does come across as seedy and a bit on the pervy side

At least if you're going to write about sex then write it in an erotic sensual manner

Rambling on about good snogging sessions and how long you spend on foreplay in capitals is tacky and a turn off

As for the photos, they seem okay to me. I can't really see what difference it makes if people have photos taken outside or inside



All of my pics are taken inside as I don't go out in daylight and don't have a flash on my camera phone

@"Partners in Agony" I'm glad your still the Agony Aunt......cause I think my

stalkers back......

I noticed that too

I havent always had the same profile up,i changed it because my two previous profiles wasnt working so i thought i would change it...i didnt mean it to come accross the way you have said it has...im not a perv and just after sex...im a genuine caring loving warm affectionate sincere faithful funny cheeky guy.I apologise to all women if my profile came over the wrong way..i have now changed it.

Hi CB...this is easy..relax. also change your 'handle'..Join in the forums and start to butter some fit nublie females up...then take it from there. Sometimes they say no..Some times they say yes..

For the record i've been happily single for years..I get to see my monsters, sometime at weekend ends i go out (very important)..Also it's a good idea sometimes to punch above your weight..In laymans terms, you see a woman who is out of your league go for her. You have nothing to loose..if she says no, you are in the same position but if she says..yes..then you are up..

But you gotta join the forums...if only to work on your jokes, and build up your confidence, you will also get talking to women..There is more people who read forums than post..So if you want lots of PMs from women, post...The remarks about the photos..don't know. I took my in a photo booth after 2 bottles of plonk and 6 beers..I was shit scared..First time i whacked a photo up anywhere(the only) is here....

But relax..this place works..well it does for me..but i'm me...
And if you be you, you'll be alright..Can't promise that you will be under the mistoe with some woman but the 14/02/2009 is a good target...

i so hate it when this man is rite but again...( dont get ideas phoenix...im stll the ice maiden) he gives good advice...he should know.......................

Thanks diva...

What kind of shallow advice is that???? The man is complaining about WOMEN being shallow and look what he gets for advice. fit women that are out of his league.

If he wants a geniune woman and not some playmate of the month, then he needs to stop worrying at her outer beauty and start looking at HER. Who she actually is not what she looks like. She because a woman is pretty doesn't make her geniune or nice, or kind, or anything else. She could be the biggest witch that walked the earth.

Maybe the women of his dreams is short, extra weight, and very plain but she has a heart of gold, a great sense of humor, loves all the same books, listens to the same music, and has similar interests.

What kind of shallow advice is that????
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If you read between the lines...it is sound advice. Very sound advice..