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leisure07 birmingham, West Midlands, England UK

Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:33 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

leisure07: heres looking at you kid, and quite frankly,anything can happen in the next 40 pages,

message from the bank at winning post the notorious uptall gang are a riding

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autumnstarlight Somewhere in, Antrim, Northern Ireland UK

Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:56 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

leisure07: message from the bank at winning post the notorious uptall gang are a riding

saw them in the distance but there's a long ride ahead to catch up - that winning post and the rewards are looking' mighty fine from here - by the way what is the prize

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leisure07 birmingham, West Midlands, England UK

Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:20 AM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

autumnstarlight: saw them in the distance but there's a long ride ahead to catch up - that winning post and the rewards are looking' mighty fine from here - by the way what is the prize

meanwhile at the bank of winning post

the clerk is chatting to the manager
"by jasus sir,some rider outer there wanna prize sir what we gonna do?"
"send a telegramme to those out in the field"
"all competitors stop this race is purely for fun stop amusement stop innuendo stop.uptall gang are a riding elsewhere stopmay the best person win and as the title suggests no cheating stop and dispatch

meanwhile back in the race the leisure makes camp with his trusty steed for company looks like its gonna be a long journey ahead lights out

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autumnstarlight Somewhere in, Antrim, Northern Ireland UK

Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:02 AM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

leisure07: meanwhile at the bank of winning post

the clerk is chatting to the manager
"by jasus sir,some rider outer there wanna prize sir what we gonna do?"
"send a telegramme to those out in the field"
"all competitors stop this race is purely for fun stop amusement stop innuendo stop.uptall gang are a riding elsewhere stopmay the best person win and as the title suggests no cheating stop and dispatchmeanwhile back in the race the leisure makes camp with his trusty steed for company looks like its gonna be a long journey ahead lights out

and there's me thinking innuendo was an Italian suppository

Looks like I'm gonna need a quicker horse - maybe try the metal variety

only prize this gal needs is the glory of winning the race - full speed ahead or should that be full steed ahead

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leisure07 birmingham, West Midlands, England UK

Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:11 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

autumnstarlight: and there's me thinking innuendo was an Italian suppository

Looks like I'm gonna need a quicker horse - maybe try the metal variety

only prize this gal needs is the glory of winning the race - full speed ahead or should that be full steed ahead

goddammit cant shake off the starlight kid

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leisure07 birmingham, West Midlands, England UK

Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:20 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

leisure07: goddammit cant shake off the starlight kid

the notorious uptall gang on the trail

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autumnstarlight Somewhere in, Antrim, Northern Ireland UK

Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:04 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

leisure07: the notorious uptall gang on the trail

you can't keep a good girl down

and the gang's all here now so look out finishing post here we come

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leisure07 birmingham, West Midlands, England UK

Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:49 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

autumnstarlight: you can't keep a good girl down and the gang's all here now so look out finishing post here we come

i see trying a new disguise now eh well your on the wanted poster list

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uptall durham, Durham, England UK

Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:05 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

leisure07: i see trying a new disguise now eh well your on the wanted poster list

ear uptall you seen this...what's that epod...this ear

.........

wanted poster for the uptall gang

looks like noddy

has lost the plot

anyway get back in ya hole you

you know why..you and that tin of peach slices...you ad me awake all night..an how much red X u drink last nite...

me...yes you......
I

you just can't get the help..can ya

and away in T the lead again

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autumnstarlight Somewhere in, Antrim, Northern Ireland UK

Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:06 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

uptall: ear uptall you seen this...what's that epod...this ear ......... wanted poster for the uptall gang

looks like noddy has lost the plot

anyway get back in ya hole you you know why..you and that tin of peach slices...you ad me awake all night..an how much red X u drink last nite... me...yes you......
I you just can't get the help..can ya
and away in T the lead again

sounds like the peasants are revolting

so while uptall is sorting out his staff problems - the starlight kid heads off into the distance leaving the competition behind

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leisure07 birmingham, West Midlands, England UK

Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:22 AM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

autumnstarlight: sounds like the peasants are revolting so while uptall is sorting out his staff problems - the starlight kid heads off into the distance leaving the competition behind

goddammit the uptall gang gone on the old two fingers of red eye they are seeing spacemen musta be some strong liquour,well while he is away with the fairies only gotta worry bout the starlight kid now where did i put that tin opener

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leisure07 birmingham, West Midlands, England UK

Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:11 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

leisure07: goddammit the uptall gang gone on the old two fingers of red eye they are seeing spacemen musta be some strong liquour,well while he is away with the fairies only gotta worry bout the starlight kid now where did i put that tin opener

all quiet on the wetern front

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autumnstarlight Somewhere in, Antrim, Northern Ireland UK

Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:39 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

leisure07: all quiet on the wetern front

seems to be

but appearances can be deceptive

now fed and watered the starlight kid has the strength to

into the lead again

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leisure07 birmingham, West Midlands, England UK

Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:18 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

autumnstarlight: seems to be but appearances can be deceptive now fed and watered the starlight kid has the strength to into the lead again

zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK

Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:16 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

In response to: I'll start......

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leisure07 birmingham, West Midlands, England UK

Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:50 AM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

howdy pardner,the notorious uptall gang are literally seeing stars, the starlight kid is hard to shake off,and out of the sunset comes zelle the belle better warn the bank at winning post the race is hotting up

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autumnstarlight Somewhere in, Antrim, Northern Ireland UK

Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:57 AM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

leisure07: howdy pardner,the notorious uptall gang are literally seeing stars, the starlight kid is hard to shake off,and out of the sunset comes zelle the belle better warn the bank at winning post the race is hotting up

Hmmm! I've got the uptall gang hard on my heels

and the leisure and zell catching up too better make fast tracks

there's a finishing post with my name on it

zoooooooooooooooooooooom

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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK

Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:23 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

autumnstarlight: Hmmm! I've got the uptall gang hard on my heels and the leisure and zell catching up too better make fast tracks there's a finishing post with my name on it

zoooooooooooooooooooooom

Carefully peeps out of my

to check that the path to the winning post is clear...

makes a spectacular saturday night re-entry back into the race

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leisure07 birmingham, West Midlands, England UK

Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:52 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

Zellarrone1: Carefully peeps out of my to check that the path to the winning post is clear...

makes a spectacular saturday night re-entry back into the race

not the back entrance ?

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autumnstarlight Somewhere in, Antrim, Northern Ireland UK

Sun Feb 1, 2009 4:05 PM CST : First past the post part 2.......no cheating

Cant believe it's so quiet on the road - ah well gives me plenty of time to take a slow meander into the lead again

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