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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:55 PM CST : penis
teacher draws a penis on the board,
"anyone know what this is?" she asks.
little Johnny says " my dad has two of them, a little one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth!!"
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:57 PM CST : penis
uglysister: teacher draws a penis on the board,
"anyone know what this is?" she asks.
little Johnny says " my dad has two of them, a little one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth!!"



wow LMAO Nice one!!rolling on the floor laughing
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CUDDLYBEAR1964 East Goscote Leicester, Leicestershire, England UK
Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:09 PM CST : penis
LMAO...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Your funny hun..

That was good..

Mind you..i do hope your not thinkin of penises at this time of night...you"ll end up wakin ya kids n neighbours with all ya screams..ya naughty girl..put that electric toy away...rolling on the floor laughing

wink wink laugh
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CUDDLYBEAR1964 East Goscote Leicester, Leicestershire, England UK
Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:13 PM CST : penis
That goes for you anall Jo..before you go gettin any ideas...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ..LOL

laugh wink

Cuddly.
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:13 PM CST : penis
CUDDLYBEAR1964: LMAO...

Your funny hun..

That was good..

Mind you..i do hope your not thinkin of penises at this time of night...you"ll end up wakin ya kids n neighbours with all ya screams..ya naughty girl..put that electric toy away...



sorry CB, i dont do plastic, dont get good cuddles afterwards so i prefer just to think of the real thing.............innocent innocent innocent
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CUDDLYBEAR1964 East Goscote Leicester, Leicestershire, England UK
Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:19 PM CST : penis
Cuddles...????...HeHe..

I"ve got lots of them...and they"re all real warm ones aswel..

Cuds sure knows how to give a cuddle and he"s very cuddlesome..

Want one..?

hug

Respect.

Cuddly.

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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:21 PM CST : penis
jojo69: LMAO Nice one!!


hi Jowave wave

glad you got a wee chuckle at it.....................took me a good 10 mins to compose myself enough to post it rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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baileysqueen kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:24 PM CST : penis
uglysister: hi Jo

glad you got a wee chuckle at it.....................took me a good 10 mins to compose myself enough to post it


hehe lol!!
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phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:04 PM CST : penis
uglysister: hi Jo

glad you got a wee chuckle at it.....................took me a good 10 mins to compose myself enough to post it


Why? What were you doing that you had to compose yourself..? Just tell me this and no more did you wash your hands before or after you posted the joke...
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:18 PM CST : penis
phoenix: Why? What were you doing that you had to compose yourself..? Just tell me this and no more did you wash your hands before or after you posted the joke...



oh...............knew there was something i forgot to do................grin grin
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CUDDLYBEAR1964 East Goscote Leicester, Leicestershire, England UK
Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:22 PM CST : penis
Ya naughty girl you..rolling on the floor laughing wink

But a very nice one..:hehe..

handshake
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:30 PM CST : penis
CUDDLYBEAR1964: Ya naughty girl you..

But a very nice one..:hehe..


me naughty.......................neverinnocent innocent laugh laugh
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:37 AM CST : penis
uglysister: me naughty.......................never



why is a christmas tree better than a man??

it stays up for 12 days and nights,

has cute balls,

and looks good with the lights on!!!!



no offence meant to all you lovely men out there...........

just a wee jokelaugh laugh laugh
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uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:41 AM CST : penis
uglysister: why is a christmas tree better than a man??

it stays up for 12 days and nights,

has cute balls,

and looks good with the lights on!!!!
no offence meant to all you lovely men out there...........

just a wee joke



None taken........laugh
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:45 AM CST : penis
uptall: None taken........



hey hows you? you have been quietdunno dunno


bouquet
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uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:58 AM CST : penis
uglysister: hey hows you? you have been quiet



Bin workin...Hard at it...you could saywink
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:59 AM CST : penis
uptall: Bin workin...Hard at it...you could say




oh yeh...........do tellwink wink
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:08 PM CST : penis
a little accidentlysaw her dad in the shower.
she is curious and asks what his testicles are.
" those are the apples of the tree of life" he tells her.
impressed she repeats this to her mother who adds
"did he say anything about the dead branch they are hanging from"
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sdjd01 camberley, Surrey, England UK
Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:19 PM CST : penis
LITTLE Mark ON MATHS

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little MARK.

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little MARK says, 'I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little MARK replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the Wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:23 PM CST : penis
sdjd01: LITTLE Mark ON MATHS

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little MARK.

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little MARK says, 'I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little MARK replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the Wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'


good one...........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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