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NESMAN sheffield, South Yorkshire, England UK
Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:25 PM CST : penis
uglysister: teacher draws a penis on the board,
"anyone know what this is?" she asks.
little Johnny says " my dad has two of them, a little one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth!!"


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excellent
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sdjd01 camberley, Surrey, England UK
Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:26 PM CST : penis
LITTLE MARK ON GETTING OLDER

Little MARK was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said,
'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'

Little MARK replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old..'

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'
Little MARK answered, 'No, he minded his own ****ing business.
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Seabiscuit Plymouth, Devon, England UK
Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:21 AM CST : penis
uglysister: why is a christmas tree better than a man??

it stays up for 12 days and nights,

has cute balls,

and looks good with the lights on!!!!
no offence meant to all you lovely men out there...........

just a wee joke


No, this is a wee joke... Who wrote little yellow river? Mr I.P. Freely
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sweetvelvet dublin, Dublin Ireland
Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:41 AM CST : penis
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:51 PM CST : penis
Seabiscuit: No, this is a wee joke... Who wrote little yellow river? Mr I.P. Freely





laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


hey how are you?wave wave
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:24 PM CST : penis
Seabiscuit: No, this is a wee joke... Who wrote little yellow river? Mr I.P. Freely


Rusty Bedsprings By I P Nightly!
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CUDDLYBEAR1964 East Goscote Leicester, Leicestershire, England UK
Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:26 PM CST : penis
boing...boing...boing...squeek...squeek...squeek..rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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stew1 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:59 PM CST : penis
Hi Uggy,
Whit's ra difference between a TADGER and a penis? confused rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing banana applause tongue
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:04 AM CST : penis
stew1: Hi Uggy,
Whit's ra difference between a TADGER and a penis?




confused confused confused ive no idea.....
please enlighten megrin grin
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:01 PM CST : penis
two sperm were swimming side by side,
one sperm says to the other "how far till we reach the ovaries?"
the other says " fkn miles mate, we are just past the tonsils!!!"
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L1LDG Kilmacolm, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:55 AM CST : penis
that was funny enjoyed! x
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:33 AM CST : penis
grin grin glad you enjoyed, will keep posting. a good wee chuckle every day is just what the doc ordered!!



a chinese man rings his boss,
"me no work, i sick"
boss says "when im sick i make love to my wife, try that."
2 hours later the chinese man rings back,
" me better, you got nice house!!"
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ducattimattie rhyl, Clwyd, Wales UK
Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:49 PM CST : penis
wiat while i pik me self up of the floor thats ace m8
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ducattimattie rhyl, Clwyd, Wales UK
Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:51 PM CST : penis
you must av payed more for your christmas crackers than me hun they are ace i am tapping them into me fone to send out l8r lol
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:59 PM CST : penis
ducattimattie: you must av payed more for your christmas crackers than me hun they are ace i am tapping them into me fone to send out l8r lol


i do intend to post some more so keep an eye outgrin grin

thanks babe............i do trygrin
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CUDDLYBEAR1964 East Goscote Leicester, Leicestershire, England UK
Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:09 PM CST : penis
I BET IF I POSTED SUMMAT ABOUT A PENIS OR A FANNY PEOPLE WUD HAVE A GO AND START CALLING ME EVERYTHING FROM A PERV TO A LETCH...SO I WONT JOIN IN THE FUN HERE..IM SURE ME NOT JOINING IN N HAVING SOME FUN WILL PLEASE JO NO END.
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:16 PM CST : penis
CUDDLYBEAR1964: I BET IF I POSTED SUMMAT ABOUT A PENIS OR A FANNY PEOPLE WUD HAVE A GO AND START CALLING ME EVERYTHING FROM A PERV TO A LETCH...SO I WONT JOIN IN THE FUN HERE..IM SURE ME NOT JOINING IN N HAVING SOME FUN WILL PLEASE JO NO END.



give it up CB, not very mature.

cant you just let it be and have some fun?sigh
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CUDDLYBEAR1964 East Goscote Leicester, Leicestershire, England UK
Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:17 PM CST : penis
UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE I"M NOT ALLOWED TO JOIN IN AND HAVE FUN AND BE MY WITTY SELF AND SAY ANYTHING ON HERE.MIND YOU,I BET NOW I"LL START BEING CALLED EVERYTHING FROM MISERABLE TO I DONT KNOW WHAT FOR NOT JOINING IN...I CANT WIN EITHER WAY.
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uglysister kilwinning, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:26 PM CST : penis
CUDDLYBEAR1964: UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE I"M NOT ALLOWED TO JOIN IN AND HAVE FUN AND BE MY WITTY SELF AND SAY ANYTHING ON HERE.MIND YOU,I BET NOW I"LL START BEING CALLED EVERYTHING FROM MISERABLE TO I DONT KNOW WHAT FOR NOT JOINING IN...I CANT WIN EITHER WAY.


look CB ditch the feel sorry for me attitude and just let it go, i for one am getting bored of it now.

put your bitterness behind you and start posting something worth reading.
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CUDDLYBEAR1964 East Goscote Leicester, Leicestershire, England UK
Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:34 PM CST : penis
CONGRATULATIONS JO..YOUVE GOT EVERYONE ON YOUR SIDE,BELIEVING ALL YOUVE SAID AND GANGING UP ON ME...YOUVE GOT WHAT YOU WERE AFTER...NOW LEAVE ME ALONE..THANKS JO..MIND YOU,YOU DID ONCE TELL ME..YOU COULD BE A RIGHT COW..SO I"M NOT SURPRISED YOUVE DONE THIS.
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