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mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:40 AM CST : New hobbies for 2009
chriss: my new hobbies are going to be pig kicking, slug sniffing and flicking dead moles at lolly pop women,but i havnt realy thort that much about it yet


Why not organise a public nose picking or dingleberry scraping contest? devil
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:46 AM CST : New hobbies for 2009
mike1937: Why not organise a public nose picking or dingleberry scraping contest?


Ahhh MIKE!!!

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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:59 AM CST : New hobbies for 2009
mike1937: Why not organise a public nose picking or dingleberry scraping contest?



hmmm thats not a bad ideahmmm daydream and we can have cow tossing to,


and i didnt mean that in a dirty way jo b4 u commentlaugh laugh tongue
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mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:13 PM CST : New hobbies for 2009
chriss: hmmm thats not a bad idea and we can have cow tossing to,and i didnt mean that in a dirty way jo b4 u comment


After that event you could set up a competition in Manchester called Earwaxfest to see who removes the most.

The first prize could be a week in the Welsh speaking Mountains nudist colonly in the height of winter looking for goats
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:22 PM CST : New hobbies for 2009
mike1937: After that event you could set up a competition in Manchester called Earwaxfest to see who removes the most.

The first prize could be a week in the Welsh speaking Mountains nudist colonly in the height of winter looking for goats


Hey.. That sounds good Mike, where do I get an entry form???


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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:28 PM CST : New hobbies for 2009
chriss: hmmm thats not a bad idea and we can have cow tossing to,and i didnt mean that in a dirty way jo b4 u comment


Nah bab, Cow tossing in 'any form' is old news now!!! lol

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gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:41 PM CST : New hobbies for 2009
How about a wiggly wacking competition. First prize is a trip up the mountain in the nude on a snowmobile. errm i am the driver. he helaugh laugh
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:24 PM CST : New hobbies for 2009
gussi: How about a wiggly wacking competition. First prize is a trip up the mountain in the nude on a snowmobile. errm i am the driver. he he


What does Wiggly whacking actually entail?? innocent

And if I did win, could I atleast wear a pair of ear muffs ........ On my boobies!!??? blushing LMAO rolling on the floor laughing
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mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:37 PM CST : New hobbies for 2009
jojo69: What does Wiggly whacking actually entail??

And if I did win, could I atleast wear a pair of ear muffs ........ On my boobies!!??? LMAO


I've got two pairs of proper lug muffs for working on A/C engines and an idea - Can I be the fitter ? lips rolling on the floor laughing devil
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mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:43 PM CST : New hobbies for 2009
jojo69: Hey.. That sounds good Mike, where do I get an entry form???


I had a word with Herr Flick und von Smallhausen.

Zey are off ze opinion zat ve must invite Helga to ze party, design vun for us strip naked und join in devil
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gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:23 AM CST : New hobbies for 2009
jojo69: What does Wiggly whacking actually entail??

And if I did win, could I atleast wear a pair of ear muffs ........ On my boobies!!??? LMAO



he he absolutly. that would be fun.laugh
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gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:24 AM CST : New hobbies for 2009
mike1937: I've got two pairs of proper lug muffs for working on A/C engines and an idea - Can I be the fitter ?


Jo means the furry ones not the bloody old mickey mouse ones.

But i am sure you could still be the fitter

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mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:00 AM CST : New hobbies for 2009
gussi: Jo means the furry ones not the bloody old mickey mouse ones. But i am sure you could still be the fitter



Aaah - Jo never specified on here - so for all I knew that *could* mean *you* have *insider trading* knowledge by inviting her out there for a test flight soon grin

Cheers
Mike The ShiteHawk
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gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:42 AM CST : New hobbies for 2009
mike1937: Aaah - Jo never specified on here - so for all I knew that *could* mean *you* have *insider trading* knowledge by inviting her out there for a test flight soon

Cheers
Mike The ShiteHawk


Hi Mike,

the thought had crossed my little mind.

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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:07 AM CST : New hobbies for 2009
TartanK: I received a Jamie Oliver cook book for Christmas, so I'm going to give that a go. I rattled up a couple of decent dishes at New Year, so the frozen pizzas, microwaved baked potatoes and never-ending pasta in bottled sauces are on the way out.

I also learned that a clove of garlic isn't actually a full bulb of the stuff! The house smelt of garlic for days, but the chicken whatever-it-was actually tasted great. Honest!

I'm off to marinate something......
You sound like you're well on your way to masterchef status already wine

You could even combine yours and chriss's new hobby and concoct a big cauldran of soup for next Halloween. laugh You make the soup and Chriss can flick his slugs & frog into it laugh
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mike1937 Broadstairs, Kent, England UK
Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:26 PM CST : New hobbies for 2009
Zellarrone1: You sound like you're well on your way to masterchef status already

You could even combine yours and chriss's new hobby and concoct a big cauldran of soup for next Halloween. You make the soup and Chriss can flick his slugs & into it


With Earwax paste and Mashed Dingleberries as herbal additives it could be popular with Cone hat Witches, Demons and a load of old Warlocks. grin
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:45 PM CST : New hobbies for 2009
mike1937: With Earwax paste and Mashed Dingleberries as herbal additives it could be popular with Cone hat Witches, Demons and a load of old Warlocks.


You sometimes talk a load of old 'warlocks' !! LOL rolling on the floor laughing I am only messing hug

And as a P.S. I can fit my own ear muffs thank you!! grin
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gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:55 PM CST : New hobbies for 2009
jojo69: You sometimes talk a load of old 'warlocks' !! LOL I am only messing

And as a P.S. I can fit my own ear muffs thank you!!



i would rather fit the ear muffs if you dont mind.

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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:11 PM CST : New hobbies for 2009
gussi: i would rather fit the ear muffs if you dont mind.


You can fit ear muffs to your own nips... I don't have a problem with that!!





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gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:11 AM CST : New hobbies for 2009
jojo69: You can fit ear muffs to your own nips... I don't have a problem with that!! Stop being Cheeky!!


fit them to your boobs not the arse !!!!!!

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