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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:47 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
chriss: so a woman from liverpool who now lives in birmingham and going to visit a chap from island but who now lives in france,

does that come with german subtitles naa am happy for you hun,seams us to is the only ones left, they built thease forums around us,nice to see at last ya happy


LMAO rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I think we will need an interpreter!!

Nah we can understand each other on the phone so.....
It's still early days, yet though!


yeah, we have been here a life time haven't we sweety? laugh
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:54 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
jojo69: LMAO I think we will need an interpreter!!

Nah we can understand each other on the phone so.....
It's still early days, yet though!yeah, we have been here a life time haven't we sweety?


wel its lucky he can understand you becouse alot of people in america couldnt understand me unless i slowed right downlaugh

went to the supermarket and asked for peenut butter,and they couldnt understand a word i was saying unless i slowed right down to an almost stoplaugh laugh

am i realy that hard to understand?laugh laugh
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phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:56 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
popcorn popcorn

Don't pay any attention to me..continue..
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:58 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
chriss: wel its lucky he can understand you becouse alot of people in america couldnt understand me unless i slowed right down

went to the supermarket and asked for peenut butter,and they couldnt understand a word i was saying unless i slowed right down to an almost stop

am i realy that hard to understand?


LOL Nah You don't even sound as scouse as me!! LOL
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:59 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
phoenix: Don't pay any attention to me..continue..


Hello handsome
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gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:00 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
jojo69: Ahh bab, I have read some of your posts on EU..... So sorry sweety.. Hope you gave him a swift knee to groin before you left!!


Hi Jo

is that another description for tickling mr wiggly

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gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:01 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
phoenix: Don't pay any attention to me..continue..


Hi Pheonix,

whatever gave you the idea we take notice of you.

cheers
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:03 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
thats what mik and wendy say, they said i sound gordieconfused laugh laugh


ive always been shite at trying to take off someones accent and aparently i cant even do my ownlaugh laugh
jojo69: LOL Nah You don't even sound as scouse as me!! LOL


but me not sounding scouse is probally a good thinggrin



oops sorrylaugh laugh
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:03 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
hello mate nice to meet yahandshake
phoenix: Don't pay any attention to me..continue..
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:05 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
gussi: Hi Jo

is that another description for tickling mr wiggly


Hello you, how are you?


Yes it is... A very forcefultickle
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:07 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
chriss: thats what mik and wendy say, they said i sound gordie ive always been shite at trying to take off someones accent and aparently i cant even do my own

but me not sounding scouse is probally a good thing
oops sorry


Hey cheeky!! devil I could of said you sounded more 'woolyback' with just a hint of scouse!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:08 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt


chriss..this is the craic from where i see it..your pole dancing thread is suffering from brewers droop..I've tried to keep the pole greased..but i feel like i'm flogging a dead horse..(prenest company excluded)

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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:09 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
phoenix: chriss..this is the craic from where i see it..your pole dancing thread is suffering from brewers droop..I've tried to keep the pole greased..but i feel like i'm flogging a dead horse..(prenest company excluded)


Watch it!!!!! mumbling


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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:10 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
jojo69: Hey cheeky!! I could of said you sounded more 'woolyback' with just a hint of scouse!!!


laugh laugh laugh but thats what i cant understand, theres moor sheep leading into liverpool than what there are anywere in st helensdunno laugh


and now weve just got everyone else totally confused in our convo becouse only us know what the *~##* were talking about,

dont worrie people its a liverpool thinglaugh laugh
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gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:11 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
jojo69: Hello you, how are you?Yes it is... A very forcefultickle


Hi gorgeous,

yes me i am fine. And you? I think the sentance for doing that sort of thing in the arab states is either cutting off their hand (right one) or chopping off part of mr wigglys ancilliary equipment

yay yay
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:11 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:13 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
gussi: Hi gorgeous,

yes me i am fine. And you? I think the sentance for doing that sort of thing in the arab states is either cutting off their hand (right one) or chopping off part of mr wigglys ancilliary equipment


blushing

Sentance for what?? The very forceful tickle aka knee to the plumbs!

Would be worth having my right hand cut off!!!! grin innocent
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chriss st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:15 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
it may seam that im the only one that can keep it upgrin

and flowing,i will have to pull the pole out sometime and see if i can get it greaced up my self, but the trick is, is to pull it out and let the women greace it for yougrin



hahaha nice to meet youhandshake
phoenix: chriss..this is the craic from where i see it..your pole dancing thread is suffering from brewers droop..I've tried to keep the pole greased..but i feel like i'm flogging a dead horse..(prenest company excluded)
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gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:17 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
Sentance for what?? The very forceful tickle aka knee to the plumbs!

Would be worth having my right hand cut off!!!![/quote]

No not you, the Mr Hewitt. They dont like it up em when foreigners do that sort of thing in the arab states






why are you left handed ??tongue
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:18 AM CST : i need to warn u ladies about Mr Hewitt
gussi: Sentance for what?? The very forceful tickle aka knee to the plumbs!

Would be worth having my right hand cut off!!!!

No not you, the Mr Hewitt. They dont like it up em when foreigners do that sort of thing in the arab states
why are you left handed ??



Ohhhh doh grin

I am right handed, but could soon learn to use left wink
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