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Have 2 cats ... dog is much more laid back LOL

i think that i would rathr have a dog. They just hide it and spit it out. Much more laid back

Note to self: Cats that have that much fight are healthy, and don't need to take a pill.

19 pick up cat again, this time by base of tail with left hand, letting cat dangle, place pill on round opening below tail.point cat tward open door, place finger on pill ,push hard and fast while making very sure cat is still aimed tward door. guarenteed to work ,rubber gloves optional.
celebrate with copiouse<<lots>> of beer while replacing carpet that the cat dug up while accelerating ,, forth beer <<you know that daMN CAT WASNT SICK AT ALL>>

no cats for you gordy

Nice to see you curlywolf. That was a good one!
Your posts are always so much fun.

That was great gordy. Was on my way to bed, but thought I would check for a bit of a laugh. You guys are great!

want a job?

Cat Jokes

* Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
* Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

* What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
* Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
* What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
* What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat?
* What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
* How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
* Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
* Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.
* Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
* What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
* What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.
* What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
* What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
* What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!
* What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
* Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
* What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
* What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
* What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
* If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
* Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.
* If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats.
* Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.
* How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion.
* What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
* What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
* What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory.
* What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
* How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
* What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs.
* Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical.
* What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain litter.
* What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
* How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.
* Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it.
* If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed.
* What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."
* What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
* Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap.
* Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.
* What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
* What is a cat's favourite car? The Catillac.
* What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.
* Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
* What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
* Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
* Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he's always spotted.

looks like not too much for pussy either << back in the bush>>acampt

re. curlys cat jokes , some are batter than my less than funny crap but some are real groaners

What do cats think about themselves?


They think, they are just puuuuuuuuurrrfect.