1. Jam 39 miniature marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your mastercard to pay your visa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
4. Find out what a right-wing radical in the blender really looks like.
5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
6. Dance naked in front of your pets.
7. Put your toddler's clothes on him/her backwards and send him/her to pre-school as if nothing was wrong.
8. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out tax forms in Roman numerals.
9. Tattoo "Forehead" on your forehead.
10. Tape pictures of your boss/teacher on watermelons and launch them from high places.
11. Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
13. Buy a subscription to Sleazoid Weekly and send it to your bosses wife.
14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
15. Drive to work in reverse.
16. Relaxing by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of the "Flintstones" during an important finance meeting.
17. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
18. Refresh yourself. Put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.
19. Polish your car with earwax.
20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
21. Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.
22. Lie on your back and eat celery, using your navel as a salt dipper.
23. Make a tape recording of a lion roaring and play it while frolicking with your kitten in front of the neighbours.
24. Ask your neighbour if anything got broken in last nights earth-quake.
25. Write a letter to the editor condemning scientists for trying to wipe out whole species like the AIDs virus.
26. Phone the minister of finance and demand a tax increase.
27. Send a letter of resignation from your boss to your bosses boss.
28. Phone your dentist and tell him you've changed your mind, you want that wisdom tooth back.
29. Phone the university and report that you are an extraterrestial and would they volunteer to return to your home planet.
30. Phone any government agency and ask them "So just what is it you people do all day anyway?"
and you too can live a stress free life
