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Forune Cookie - aka the Mindless Drivel Thread




gibsonish
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 10:45 AM CST
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Gibs

A fortune, please

... and the cookie.
Reduce to a minimum what is necessary in your fish bowl.

Ask him for the cookie grin

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gibsonish
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 10:46 AM CST
In response to:
Reduce to a minimum what is necessary in your fish bowl.

Ask him for the cookie

.---. .---.
: : o : me want cookie!
_..-: o : :-.._ /
.-'' ' `---' `---' " ``-.
.' " ' " . " . ' " `.
: '.---.,,.,...,.,.,.,..---. ' ;
`. " `. .' " .'
`. '`. .' ' .'
`. `-._ _.-' " .' .----.
`. " '"--...--"' . ' .' .' o `.
.'`-._' " . " _.-'`. : o :
.' ```--.....--''' ' `:_ o :
.' " ' " " ; `.;";";";'
; ' " ' . ; .' ; ; ;
; ' ' ' " .' .-'
' " " ' " " _.-'
D'oh! oh well, I tried

the font squashed him rolling on the floor laughing
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Itmightbeme
Okotoks, Alberta Canada
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 10:46 AM CST
Hey Gibs,

I would love to hear your fortune for me. Lorraine.
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EnigmaticExistnc
SouthCoast, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 10:47 AM CST
You have way too much spare time .........grin
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gibsonish
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 10:47 AM CST
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Hey Gibs,

I would love to hear your fortune for me. Lorraine.
Give special attention to carpet fuzz, their importance increases each day.
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gibsonish
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 10:48 AM CST
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You have way too much spare time .........
I really don't rolling on the floor laughing

I just don't want to do what Ive been doing this week, so I'm dodging it by keeping CS loaded while I plough through it grin
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EnigmaticExistnc
SouthCoast, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 10:50 AM CST
Ahhh - a professional multi-tasker....

Let me guess - work at home all day in front of a screen... me too thumbs up
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gibsonish
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 10:51 AM CST
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Ahhh - a professional multi-tasker....

Let me guess - work at home all day in front of a screen... me too
I'm not usually one to work from home, but for a little while I will be grin
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gibsonish
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 10:59 AM CST
Running an errand .... orders filled on my return .... God I'm bored frustrated
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carolynn
Vancouver, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 11:06 AM CST
Can I have fortune ?
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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 11:17 AM CST
Hey hun... need my fortune for the day please
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gibsonish
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 11:49 AM CST
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Can I have fortune ?
The small steps you take will eventually bring you to travel very far (though it may take you a while).
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gibsonish
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 11:49 AM CST
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Hey hun... need my fortune for the day please
Never let your magnets burn out - Keep on shining
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gibsonish
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 5:43 PM CST
I'm out of cookies D'oh!
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ladybird47
Kawartha Lakes, Ontario Canada
Posted: Oct 4, 2006, 6:13 PM CST
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I'm out of cookies
I know how to bake here's to you
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gibsonish
Posted: Oct 6, 2006, 2:30 AM CST
I have new cookies, I'll send them out in the morning when I get up, or in the late evening when I'll be on again to any who want one.

Keep in mind, trying to follow the contents is done at YOUR OWN RISK. Don't need another lawsuit against me if you try to get a raccoon in your ... well that's another thread grin
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Katine76
Moncton Canada
Posted: Oct 6, 2006, 5:43 AM CST
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I have new cookies, I'll send them out in the morning when I get up, or in the late evening when I'll be on again to any who want one.

Keep in mind, trying to follow the contents is done at YOUR OWN RISK. Don't need another lawsuit against me if you try to get a raccoon in your ... well that's another thread
Woohoooo your back!!! dancing banana You better had come back. I was just going to round up a few CS buses full of your fans to go beat your behind back into the forums professor

Okay now that I was being really nice to you can I get my fortune when you have time? angel grin
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gibsonish
Posted: Oct 6, 2006, 12:08 PM CST
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Woohoooo your back!!! You better had come back. I was just going to round up a few CS buses full of your fans to go beat your behind back into the forums

Okay now that I was being really nice to you can I get my fortune when you have time?
Use proven methods, avoid shortcuts.
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bailey_beez
Niagara Falls, Ontario Canada
Posted: Oct 6, 2006, 12:25 PM CST
I'll take one too please...
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gibsonish
Posted: Oct 6, 2006, 12:28 PM CST
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I'll take one too please...
Love is like paint,...it makes things beautiful when you spread it,
...but it will dry up if you don't use it.
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